What is your favorite one-liner?

[Euthanza]

I start with this quote from TRTNLE.com of RTD-Pro choice movement

The best orgasms cannot compensate for the worst diseases.​

 

[absolute]

Beauty is only a light switch away.

 

[Sibyl Vane]

"My mind's made up, don't confuse me with facts."

 

[Julgran]

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

This quote hits home even today! Have a look:

 

[newave3]

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

 

[VirtualSnow]

It is the kind of tired that sleep won't fix

 

[TriggerHappy]

Go Fuck Yourself.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

I miss you you fucker....

 

[Lostandlooking]

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

This quote hits home even today! Have a look:

Love that movie :)

Another movie quote: 'I'm not economically viable.'

 

[locked*n*loaded]

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen

 

[Euthanza]

If problems were temporary, we will all die healthy and happy.
- Eye Doubt It

Suicide prevention is temporary solution to permanent problems.

 

[narval]

Anarchy means "without leaders", not "without order".

 

[Euthanza]

"Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism."
Robert Heinlein

"Suicide is the most perfect thing you can do in life."
Damien Hirst

 

[chronicphysicalpain]

Where there's a whip, there's a way

 

[Euthanza]

Only parasuicide is preventable, suicide is unassailable.

 

[jodes2]

To be or not to be

 

[obafgkm]

shutdown -h now

 

[Mr_House]

 

[Un-]

"I want to fucking kill myself" - Unknown.

 

[Euthanza]

No good Samurai without Suicidal Samurai

 

[Euthanza]

No man enjoys the true taste of life, but he who is ready and willing to quit it.
— Seneca

What is death? A scary mask. Take it off – see, it doesn't bite.
— Epictetus

Because dying, too, is one of our assignments in life. There as well: "to do what needs doing."
— Aurelius

No evil is honorable: but death is honorable; therefore death is not evil.
— Zeno of Citium

 

[John-LW]

Take care to get what you like or you'll be forced to like what you get.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

 

[hunterfla]

Two tears in a bucket, muthafuckit.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

It's Not pre-marital sex if you never get married.

 

[lost1]

You wanna play rough, ok

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

From Family Guy 9/25/22

Life was like a box of Good & Plenty... Most people just throw it away.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

From SNL the Lizzo episode.
Weekend Update:

Two Barbie dolls were launched into space for the first time ever aboard the international space station.
Finally their gone... Said two Ken dolls!!!
Not 1 line but I thought it was funny.

 

[Euthanza]

No one ever lacks a good reason for suicide.

- Cesare Pavese

 

[Maudlin]

What, me worry?

 

[vexxed]

a man wholly dedicated to rhetoric can defeat a man wholly dedicated to truth.