SleepDealer
Your Imaginary Friend
- Aug 13, 2021
- 138
Last night I had the strangest dream I've had in awhile.
In it, I had a baby somehow. Wasn't pregnant, didn't give birth to it, it was just there. I kept it in the basement for some reason and spent the whole dream trying to figure out how to take care of it. I felt so strange trying to take care of this baby that I didn't have a name for. I didn't even know if it was a girl or a boy, or where the hell it came from in the first place. At first its needs made sense, I had to feed it and change diapers, the usual. Then, while I was trying to decide on some food, it pointed to one and said "pick 19" which surprised me, but not as much as it should have. I couldn't figure out how it learned numbers. It kept talking more and more, at one point I was convinced it knew more than me.
Later I went looking for a better job but nothing seemed right and no matter what, I couldn't afford to take care of us. My freakish fully-educated baby told me it knew another way and started eating strips of flesh off my arm. It didn't hurt. I barely reacted at all, but I kept fussing over how I should bandage the wound. The dream stopped making sense after this, I just remember being covered in bandages and seeing other people covered in bandages too. The baby made a bunch of weird requests. It turned into a big mosquito then later turned into a doll and told me to pick wrong answers for some test. I also remember being sold to someone as a farm animal. I don't know wtf was going on.
I've always had weird dreams, although, they usually relate to something that bothers me or something I think about a lot. I'm not sure why I had such a dream.
Anyway, tell me about yours.
In it, I had a baby somehow. Wasn't pregnant, didn't give birth to it, it was just there. I kept it in the basement for some reason and spent the whole dream trying to figure out how to take care of it. I felt so strange trying to take care of this baby that I didn't have a name for. I didn't even know if it was a girl or a boy, or where the hell it came from in the first place. At first its needs made sense, I had to feed it and change diapers, the usual. Then, while I was trying to decide on some food, it pointed to one and said "pick 19" which surprised me, but not as much as it should have. I couldn't figure out how it learned numbers. It kept talking more and more, at one point I was convinced it knew more than me.
Later I went looking for a better job but nothing seemed right and no matter what, I couldn't afford to take care of us. My freakish fully-educated baby told me it knew another way and started eating strips of flesh off my arm. It didn't hurt. I barely reacted at all, but I kept fussing over how I should bandage the wound. The dream stopped making sense after this, I just remember being covered in bandages and seeing other people covered in bandages too. The baby made a bunch of weird requests. It turned into a big mosquito then later turned into a doll and told me to pick wrong answers for some test. I also remember being sold to someone as a farm animal. I don't know wtf was going on.
I've always had weird dreams, although, they usually relate to something that bothers me or something I think about a lot. I'm not sure why I had such a dream.
Anyway, tell me about yours.