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- Apr 13, 2021
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Me & my hubby are incredibly cool hipsterish dudes who like totally reject consumerism & superficiality, so we've decided to celebrate our first Xmas together by focusing on what that holy day should be all about - baby Jesus. We don't need no cheesy Xmas tree & stupid presents soaked in the sweat of the exploited Chinese working class. We've turned our apartment into a sty like the one in Bethlehem 2021 years ago & we're gonna spend Xmas Eve & Day religiously worshipping a diaper-wearing & full-of-milk baby bottle-wielding "personal trainer" from Perú named Jesús. @Flippy
Me & my hubby are incredibly cool hipsterish dudes who like totally reject consumerism & superficiality, so we've decided to celebrate our first Xmas together by focusing on what that holy day should be all about - baby Jesus. We don't need no cheesy Xmas tree & stupid presents soaked in the sweat of the exploited Chinese working class. We've turned our apartment into a sty like the one in Bethlehem 2021 years ago & we're gonna spend Xmas Eve & Day religiously worshipping a diaper-wearing & full-of-milk baby bottle-wielding "personal trainer" from Perú named Jesús. @Flippy