sylvey
me hoy minoy
- Oct 11, 2023
- 158
I've been commended for my writing on numerous occasions, and am working on a specific poem series that I plan to finish before I kill myself.
This is part of it, it's called "Unalive" 101, and this is the "unabridged" edition, the more gory version that I decided against publishing to wattpad (the platform I'm resorting to using while awaiting an invitation to ArchiveofOurOwn. bleh.)
"Unalive" 101, Unabridged Edition~
Welcome to "Unalive" 101
Come in, come in, one and all!
Come on in and take a seat!
Don't mind the sobbing and weeping here and there,
They're doing their best to be discrete.
Settle in, get cozy, there's much to be done
So many things to learn, so let's start!
#1: "Shit happens."
This world is too cruel for the kinder souls,
The hunted and tormented mother deer,
The helpless and pitiful abandoned foals
I'm sure you're wondering why that is,
Wondering why we don't join and fight back
And I'm very glad you asked!
The answer is simple, not much to it:
Trust not the other sheep,
Lest you are devoured by a wolf cleverly masked.
Perhaps there is safety in numbers, safety in friends,
However 0 x 0 tends to amount to nothing,
But have no fear, that's not where our lesson ends!
#2: Happy learning time!
There is another way.
Just ask the timid and cautious lass
Ask the quiet girl who sits alone in the back
Of your afternoon Trigonometry class.
I'm sure you've seen her name upon the notes
Passed stealthily back and forth between all the desks,
Maybe even mistakenly passed to your own
Her suffering is engraved into those little scraps of paper
An utter lack of mercy,
Mercy I am sure you've long since been shown.
"She's such a freak!"
"DEADASS THO!"
"Fucking little bitch lmao"
"Pfft, she's such a hoe!"
"Does she even have any damn friends?"
"OMG I'm sure she's such a whore!"
You get the gist, I'm sure.
If you ever crave escape, ask away,
Go ahead and take the dive!
She'll teach you all you want to know and more,
So ready, set, unalive!
s h o o t !
Go on, point that muzzle!
s i p !
Grab your lethal beverage of choice, then go ahead and guzzle!
s l i c e !
Across for a break, up and down for a wishful release;
l e a p !
Spread your nonexistent wings and fall to the crowds
s w i n g !
Put on your necklace, your trusty noose;
Take a step and let it all hang loose!
s e l f - m e d i c a t e !
Pop a cap and throw it back,
Close your eyes and sleep~
"What?! That's all you did?!
C'mon, it's not even that deep!"
There are much better things to do than cope,
Such a waste of time, just do it nice and quick!
If you're still not sure, she'd be happy to do it with you,
She's very eager to show you the ropes!
But enough of that, let's take a moment and think.
So mute your phones, ignore the messages from your shrink!
Even though it'd be nice to go out for good,
We shouldn't be greedy, let's share the wealth!
Forgiveness is the order of the day
They can't help that they're small minded,
The idiots surely didn't mean to harm our mental health!
...Right?
So, without any further ado!
#3: Ready, set, go!
We'll put on a lovely show!
They'll surely be lonely without us,
So let's bring them along!
I'm sure they won't make a fuss!
Red is pretty, so paint the walls!
They all look so much better as lifeless dolls
The gang's all here, and death soon calls
The happy shouts echo through the halls,
Hey, this isn't so bad after all!
Crazy?
Maybe!
You never listened when WE said stop,
So it's just as well.
Here comes fun on the count of three!
1,
2,
3,
See you all in hell.
This is part of it, it's called "Unalive" 101, and this is the "unabridged" edition, the more gory version that I decided against publishing to wattpad (the platform I'm resorting to using while awaiting an invitation to ArchiveofOurOwn. bleh.)
"Unalive" 101, Unabridged Edition~
Welcome to "Unalive" 101
Come in, come in, one and all!
Come on in and take a seat!
Don't mind the sobbing and weeping here and there,
They're doing their best to be discrete.
Settle in, get cozy, there's much to be done
So many things to learn, so let's start!
#1: "Shit happens."
This world is too cruel for the kinder souls,
The hunted and tormented mother deer,
The helpless and pitiful abandoned foals
I'm sure you're wondering why that is,
Wondering why we don't join and fight back
And I'm very glad you asked!
The answer is simple, not much to it:
Trust not the other sheep,
Lest you are devoured by a wolf cleverly masked.
Perhaps there is safety in numbers, safety in friends,
However 0 x 0 tends to amount to nothing,
But have no fear, that's not where our lesson ends!
#2: Happy learning time!
There is another way.
Just ask the timid and cautious lass
Ask the quiet girl who sits alone in the back
Of your afternoon Trigonometry class.
I'm sure you've seen her name upon the notes
Passed stealthily back and forth between all the desks,
Maybe even mistakenly passed to your own
Her suffering is engraved into those little scraps of paper
An utter lack of mercy,
Mercy I am sure you've long since been shown.
"She's such a freak!"
"DEADASS THO!"
"Fucking little bitch lmao"
"Pfft, she's such a hoe!"
"Does she even have any damn friends?"
"OMG I'm sure she's such a whore!"
You get the gist, I'm sure.
If you ever crave escape, ask away,
Go ahead and take the dive!
She'll teach you all you want to know and more,
So ready, set, unalive!
s h o o t !
Go on, point that muzzle!
s i p !
Grab your lethal beverage of choice, then go ahead and guzzle!
s l i c e !
Across for a break, up and down for a wishful release;
l e a p !
Spread your nonexistent wings and fall to the crowds
s w i n g !
Put on your necklace, your trusty noose;
Take a step and let it all hang loose!
s e l f - m e d i c a t e !
Pop a cap and throw it back,
Close your eyes and sleep~
"What?! That's all you did?!
C'mon, it's not even that deep!"
There are much better things to do than cope,
Such a waste of time, just do it nice and quick!
If you're still not sure, she'd be happy to do it with you,
She's very eager to show you the ropes!
But enough of that, let's take a moment and think.
So mute your phones, ignore the messages from your shrink!
Even though it'd be nice to go out for good,
We shouldn't be greedy, let's share the wealth!
Forgiveness is the order of the day
They can't help that they're small minded,
The idiots surely didn't mean to harm our mental health!
...Right?
So, without any further ado!
#3: Ready, set, go!
We'll put on a lovely show!
They'll surely be lonely without us,
So let's bring them along!
I'm sure they won't make a fuss!
Red is pretty, so paint the walls!
They all look so much better as lifeless dolls
The gang's all here, and death soon calls
The happy shouts echo through the halls,
Hey, this isn't so bad after all!
Crazy?
Maybe!
You never listened when WE said stop,
So it's just as well.
Here comes fun on the count of three!
1,
2,
3,
See you all in hell.
