U.S. Air Force Warns Those Planning to Storm Area 51: The Military ‘Stands Ready

[alizee]

Seems like an interesting suicide method for getting shot at.

Quote from Reddit:
Facebook event was created about storming Area 51 in mass to uncover and take alien technology hidden there went viral. Their idea being they can't get all us and if we Naruto run we can run faster than the bullets. Currently there are several hundred thousand people claiming they are going and even more saying they're interested and while its almost complete bullshit(like the event for shooting at Hurricane Irma to make it turn around) its the internet and somebody going to take this seriously and show up.

Source:

U.S. Air Force Warns Wannabe Area 51 Stormers: The Military ‘Stands Ready’

Over half a million people have signed up for a Facebook event to force their way into the Nevada base in search of extraterrestrials.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[Severen]

This has to be a joke... Why the hell would people storm a military base because there is possibly alien technology there. And Area 51 is so well known, obviously, if there was alien technology there, it would have been moved to another location nobody except a handful of people know about... In reality, they will just find a bunch of aircraft and soldiers shooting at them with assault rifles and machine guns... So all I see is a bunch of people being gunned down for nothing if this happens...

 

[inconsequential]

This has to be a joke... Why the hell would people storm a military base because there is possibly alien technology there. And Area 51 is so well known, obviously, if there was alien technology there, it would have been moved to another location nobody except a handful of people know about... In reality, they will just find a bunch of aircraft and soldiers shooting at them with assault rifles and machine guns... So all I see is a bunch of people being gunned down for nothing if this happens...

It's a joke, like the event that was a Limp Bizkit concert outside of the 7/11.

 

[Severen]

Some of the soldiers could be poor marksmen and you will just end up getting shot in the dick, pass out from losing blood, then get sent to a hospital to get a blood transfusion and afterwards face a lot of prison time. Not a good way to CTB, IMO.

 

[Laststop]

I was an Infantyman in the US Army. People do not want to try this. They will kill you. I did security for a while after I left. It was all about following strict rules so as not to get in trouble. Not when I was in the Military. We would beat the shit out of, or kill, people for trying something stupid like this. It's only a gag anyway. Fun though. Makes me smile thinking about it. Just don't do it people!