The universe is fucking with me

[Gorgon]

So went on a walk with the pistol to see if I could catch the bus. After two beers and like 3 hrs I decide that SI wins this time and start walking home. I look down and see a very old bottle. I pick it up and it's still got liquid in it. It's a super old medicine bottle from when they used arsenic and shit as medicine. the whole way back I'm thinking fuck I bet I'd die if I drank this. It's like the universe is just leaving me breadcrumbs to suicide or fucking with me. What are the chances of finding this thing half a fucking century after it was dropped the day I was gonna ctb.

 

[Elias]

This looks very old, whatever was inside has certainly lost most of its potency. It'd make you very sick at most and in a worse state.

I agree that the universe can be a twisted jester sometimes. :)

 

[Final Escape]

Don't drink it lol!

 

[Lethe]

Arsenic seems like a stretch, could've been anything in there.

 

[chrijo]

...or there's opium in it.

Sometimes the universe is good to you, maybe :D

 

[Gorgon]

With my luck it's probs just shitty water the seeped in through the cork.

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Depends where you are but poison bottles of that date tend to be blue

 

[TheGoodGuy]

What pistol do you have? Also I love the picture with the sun and forest.

 

[Gorgon]

What pistol do you have? Also I love the picture with the sun and forest.

A Taurus 9mm slim

 

[LuzurPhagget]

Yeah man, the universe seems to LOVE fucking with me. For example, at work today on break, some dude was showing around this short clip of (mind you, this is NSFW) an ass with prosthetic vampiric, dentures inserted into the anus making silly noises. Wtf?!? And it seemed to be entertaining/humourous to the rest of the folk at the table. I'm not gonna judge (hell, I was actually amazed those dentures fit in!), but there's NO FUCKING WAY I'd be able to get away with something like that! Hell, I KNOW I would be given shit for something half as bad as that, but it seems like everyone else gets a free pass. Wtf. I just can't seem to fit in or I always gotta feel like an outcast/bad guy.

And sorry for possible rant. Just my little wtf of the day.

 

[Gorgon]

Yeah man, the universe seems to LOVE fucking with me. For example, at work today on break, some dude was showing around this short clip of (mind you, this is NSFW) an ass with prosthetic vampiric, dentures inserted into the anus making silly noises. Wtf?!? And it seemed to be entertaining/humourous to the rest of the folk at the table. I'm not gonna judge (hell, I was actually amazed those dentures fit in!), but there's NO FUCKING WAY I'd be able to get away with something like that! Hell, I KNOW I would be given shit for something half as bad as that, but it seems like everyone else gets a free pass. Wtf. I just can't seem to fit in or I always gotta feel like an outcast/bad guy.

And sorry for possible rant. Just my little wtf of the day.

What the hell?!?!? Dudes are gross sometimes

 

[less than]

my little wtf of the day.

That's a good idea for a new thread. But little bit Offtopic.

 

[fieryending]

I wish I had access to a gun. I would pick it up and cbt with it before the fact I'm gonna die could even register. It sounds like you aren't certain that you really want to go, you should give it more thought. Consider your actions more than you have ever considered it before and make sure this is really what you want.

 

[Sweet emotion]

Don't drink it. It could be someone's pee. I'm so sorry you're in so much pain. If you ever need to talk I'm here.

 

[Haku]

I can relate, the Universe has fucked me over more times than I can count, for a long time it felt like a sick joke, but then I realized, it's not, that the Universe just doesn't like me, or that its punishing me for some reason, all I ever tried to do was the right thing, but the Universe doesnt give a shit, it wants to treat me like a spider, pulling off my legs one by one, until I'm just a torso. Other than the suicide attempts, I have been in so many natural cause accidents that should have killed me, but nope, alive and disabled, leaving me, a 27 your old man feeling like I am an old man with all the pain that an elderly person would normally feel. I am powerless, all I can do is tell the Universe to fuck off, but it's not going to happen