Games The Questions Game (Wrong Answers Only)

[Symbiote]

Ask a question, next user gives wrong answer, then asks a question for the next user.


Why is the sky blue?

 

[hʚll]

sn poisoning.

what is summer?

 

[ClownMe]

Summer is the celebration of Jesus sacrificing himself for the Easter Bunny.

What do we use toilets for?

 

[MeltedJello]

To drink special beverages out of it.

Why do onions make us cry?

 

[Off The Air]

Because they're verbally abusive.

Why do cats purr?

 

[settheory]

To send secret messages to NWO deep state agents.

Why did WW1 start?

 

[Kattt]

constipation

why do camels spit at me?

 

[Midgardsorm]

To Kat you off guard.

Why is N expensive?

 

[goingoutinstyle]

people in power haver a monopoly on N → they intentionally make life painful → people want to ctb so bad they're willing to shell out tons of money to get N → profit hell yea babyy

what makes music sound good?

 

[littlelungs]

When you listen to music, the sound waves reflect off the inside of your bum and internally travel to your ears at the speed of light, which results in a very pleasant sound.

Why are people so rude to each other?

 

[Midgardsorm]

Inspirobot recommendations

Why SI is so difficult to overcome?

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

Otherwise God wouldn't have much fun watching suicide attempts.

Why did Beethoven go deaf?

 

[motel rooms]

Why did Beethoven go deaf?

Because he drank the sound of pure suffering.

What is as essential as fear?

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

What is as essential as fear?

Suffering.

Who got it right: The Christians, the Jews or the Muslims?

 

[motel rooms]

Who got it right: The Christians, the Jews or the Muslims?

The Heaven's Gate cult.

Will Genes be able to save me too when he meditates away all his suffering & becomes a bodhisattva?

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

Will Genes be able to save me too when he meditates away all his suffering & becomes a bodhisattva?

There is no place for you in nirvana, because the gay-quota has already been fulfilled.

If we are all children of God, what makes Jesus so special?

 

[motel rooms]

If we are all children of God, what makes Jesus so special?

He was able to fuck twelve men at the same moment.

When will my penis leave me alone to die?

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

When will my penis leave me alone to die?

If you'd just keep your hands off it for a second, it would gladly leave.

Who would win: Freud, Jung or Adler?

 

[motel rooms]

Who would win: Freud, Jung or Adler?

Tristan Tzara.

Why do I keep picturing you roaming the woods in a suit and bow tie?

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

Why do I keep picturing you roaming the woods in a suit and bow tie?

Because that kind of thing turns you on...

Could you win a fistfight against Hemingway?

 

[motel rooms]

Could you win a fistfight against Hemingway?

No, but I could fist him.

What's the scariest thing about me?

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

What's the scariest thing about me?

Your taste in music.

What did I do today?

 

[motel rooms]

You shined all your shoes & took a series of cold showers in formal attire while reciting Corneille's Le Cid.
Why do I hate the Buddha more than Jesus?

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

Why do I hate the Buddha more than Jesus?

Because all the pictures of Jesus are sexier.

Why hasn't the tower of Pisa collapsed yet?

 

[motel rooms]

Because it's actually an erect penis.

What color is one of my eyes?

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

What color is one of my eyes?

Brown. It's a wooden eye.

What do I masturbate to?

 

[motel rooms]

Brown. It's a wooden eye.

What do I masturbate to?

Images of parthenogenesis.

Why would I rather have sex with a woman than a femboy?

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

Why would I rather have sex with a woman than a femboy?

You're a sexual purist.

Why did world wars go out of fashion in the 40s?

 

[motel rooms]

Why did world wars go out of fashion in the 40s?

Because the French can't afford to keep losing face.
What's the longest pick-up line I use?

 

[TheAmazingCriswell]

Because the French can't afford to keep losing face.
What's the longest pick-up line I use?

"..." (You stare people into submission.)

What do Jack the Ripper and the Queen of England have in common?