The Purge

[sserafim]

If all crime were legal for 12 hours as seen in the The Purge movies what would be your game plan be? Would you go out and wreak havoc in the city, or would you try to bunker down and try to stay alive? What would be your weapon of choice?

I'll probably try to hide away maybe in the wilderness since I doubt I'll be able to fortify my place enough to stop any intruders, if I get caught than it's GG since I don't really have any weapons to defend myself.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

I'd probably put my valuable belongings in a safe and hide it somewhere and then just sit at home and watch TV or something. I'd be more worried about being robbed than being killed, tbh. It's not just because of the fact that I plan on ctbing anyway, but it's also because I'd imagine that's what most people participating in the purge would be doing. I would think that only a minority of people would be looking to do more serious stuff, like rape or murder, so while the rates of murder and rape would go up it would only be a minority of people doing them. I'd be more likely to get robbed so that's where most of my concerns lie.

 

[iloverachel]

If all crime were legal for 12 hours as seen in the The Purge movies what would be your game plan be? Would you go out and wreak havoc in the city, or would you try to bunker down and try to stay alive? What would be your weapon of choice?

I'll probably try to hide away maybe in the wilderness since I doubt I'll be able to fortify my place enough to stop any intruders, if I get caught than it's GG since I don't really have any weapons to defend myself.

I would rob a bank and then hire a hitman to shoot me in the head!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Obviously I would pirate all the movies, games, and shows I can find and then maybe get publicly drunk until someone shoots me.

 

[willitpass]

I'd walk outside and piss someone off so they kill me. No laws to make it illegal to hire a hit man so no harm no fowl.

 

[trappedinthislife]

If all crime were legal for 12 hours as seen in the The Purge movies what would be your game plan be? Would you go out and wreak havoc in the city, or would you try to bunker down and try to stay alive? What would be your weapon of choice?

I'll probably try to hide away maybe in the wilderness since I doubt I'll be able to fortify my place enough to stop any intruders, if I get caught than it's GG since I don't really have any weapons to defend myself.

I may run away, or do the same thing as another commentor and piss someone off. Maybe key a car out, go full throttle and die in a crash. Dont have a license but no laws after all.

 

[Praestat_Mori]

I would rob a bank and then hire a hitman to shoot me in the head!

My first thought was also robbing a bank but I wouldn't hire a hitman after that. Just trying to secure my future ...

 

[Agon321]

in short:

 

[Havnis]

Also, I will participate after I conceal my money. I will rob the neighborhood and taste their flesh, that is if I don't get killed in less than 5 minutes.

 

[ijustwishtodie]

I'll probably try my best to secure ctb substances such as nembutal or fent. Or, alternatively, if somebody decides to make a euthanasia clinic within these 12 hours, I'm going to take euthanasia

 

[Havnis]

I'll probably try my best to secure ctb substances such as nembutal or fent. Or, alternatively, if somebody decides to make a euthanasia clinic within these 12 hours, I'm going to take euthanasia

Man, are you serious? it's the purge

 

[ijustwishtodie]

Man, are you serious? it's the purge

Yes, I am serious. Why would I want to do anything else other than to try and successfully kill myself off peacefully?

 

[the_last_race]

Now this kind of talk definitely belongs in the "off-topic" section..

 

[diadem99]

Obviously I would pirate all the movies, games, and shows I can find and then maybe get publicly drunk until someone shoots me.

This is the way.

 

[bearbrikk]

I would go on a killing spree and then kill myself. Fun Fun

 

[divinemistress36]

I would have a sword fight with all those who have abused people Lagertha style

 

[pthnrdnojvsc]

I would just still try to kill myself . Nothing else really matters to me

 

[Ferdinand Bardamu]

I live in the middle of nowhere, so I'll be fine. I'd just stay home and pray for the best

 

[Agon321]

I would have a sword fight with all those who have abused people Lagertha style

"I will kill you, Lagertha. Your fate is fixed"

 

[Myforevercharlie]

I'm a wuss, would lock myself and my pets in and hope for the best.

 

[psp3000]

steal a cat from the animal shelter to have as a pet + some pet supplies for it and the exact amount of money required for it's shots etc.

go shopping (for free) (have to go early while everything's still somewhat available)

go steal some pints of ice cream from a good ice cream shop

go steal some stuff from the comic/vinyl/game store

go home and eat ice cream with my newly acquired cat and watch movies with everything locked and baracaded

edit: maybe 2 cats so then the other one won't be lonely

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Hmm, according to Film Theory, the optimal crime to maximize profit and prevent yourself from retribution in a future Purge (robbing a bank or hacking a big corporation seems sexy but you're very likely to be targeted next year during that purge) would be organ harvesting. In the movies, bodies are left lying around all the time so you don't even have to actually kill anyone. You can simply drive around in an armored truck and collect the bodies then harvest and sell their organs for millions of dollars.

Unfortunately, hearts and lungs are useless after death but kidneys, blood, and skin are fairly valuable. Bone marrow is actually the most optimal. Human bone marrow for transplants is valued at $23,000 per gram. The average human body contains 2.6 kilograms of bone marrow or almost $60 million in bone marrow. By selling on the black market or even to hospitals you would also actually be saving lives through the Purge.

 

[eatantz]

I'm robbing the fuck out of popmart, I'm stealing all those figures even if its risky to leave the house. Then I'm going to the apple store, and lastly Miniso- i need sanrio merch. I would most likely get stabbed on the way but if i manage to get what i want ill hide out at a church.

 

[YoungBucko]

Also, I will participate after I conceal my money. I will rob the neighborhood and taste their flesh, that is if I don't get killed in less than 5 minutes.

This forum is the last place I expected to see Mike Ma posted

 

[untothedepths]

I would just ask to be shot. Just get it over with.

 

[DefinitelyReady]

steal a cat from the animal shelter to have as a pet + some pet supplies for it and the exact amount of money required for it's shots etc.

go shopping (for free) (have to go early while everything's still somewhat available)

go steal some pints of ice cream from a good ice cream shop

go steal some stuff from the comic/vinyl/game store

go home and eat ice cream with my newly acquired cat and watch movies with everything locked and baracaded

edit: maybe 2 cats so then the other one won't be lonely

Cats need to go in pairs lol. That's nice. Makes me kind of want to go to a shelter to protect in case there are any freaks wanting them for malicious reasons

steal a cat from the animal shelter to have as a pet + some pet supplies for it and the exact amount of money required for it's shots etc.

go shopping (for free) (have to go early while everything's still somewhat available)

go steal some pints of ice cream from a good ice cream shop

go steal some stuff from the comic/vinyl/game store

go home and eat ice cream with my newly acquired cat and watch movies with everything locked and baracaded

edit: maybe 2 cats so then the other one won't be lonely

Cats need to go in pairs lol. That's nice. Makes me kind of want to go to a shelter to protect in case there are any freaks wanting them for malicious
Bitch slap a quasi-relative old lady who's a rude, greedy bastard. Punch my estranged sibling in the face and the spouse too. Then steal a gun to ctb in front of a hospital and hope they can harvest me. :/
Bitchslap an ex if there's time.