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fightingsioux

fightingsioux

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Oct 22, 2019
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Can you kill yourself in a dream?

Would swallowing an octopus be fatal?

New method: pulling your eyeballs out with tweezers.

Why I hate toast.

Anybody else wish they were a teacup, or is it just me?

I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up half my pillow was gone.

Would jumping 2,000 feet into an active volcano be fatal?

My bedroom slippers are staring at me.

Are zombies real?

Would pulling my eyeballs out with a pair of tweezers be painful?
 
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faust

faust

lost among the stars
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No. 11 What is SN? :smiling:
 
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
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@fightingsioux, are you experiencing a wee little bit of burnout/compassion fatigue? :pfff:

The glorious sarcasm of the first two gives me such a hearty chuckle, I may have to bookmark this.

The third one, though, I'm responding to seriously with an anecdotal comparison. King Lear survived having his eyeballs scooped out with a spoon. Do not recommend.

Following @faust

#12: Do I need meto for pulling out my eyeballs with tweezers?

#13: Should I take meto before bed in case I dream I eat a giant marshmallow and accidentally eat my pillow?

#14: Should I take meto in case zombies attack and I end up eating brains?



(#13 would totally show up like that on the feed)
 
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HadEnough1974

I try to be funny...
Jan 14, 2020
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fightingsioux said:
Can you kill yourself in a dream?

Would swallowing an octopus be fatal?

New method: pulling your eyeballs out with tweezers.

Why I hate toast.

Anybody else wish they were a teacup, or is it just me?

I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up half my pillow was gone.

Would jumping 2,000 feet into an active volcano be fatal?

My bedroom slippers are staring at me.

Are zombies real?

Would pulling my eyeballs out with a pair of tweezers be painful?
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Thank you for that. I think you're feeling the same way I am. Again, thank you for your sense of humour, it made me feel better (but only for a few minutes).

While I have your attention, I was thinking, what if the volcano is "inactive" as opposed to "active". Would it be fatal? ;)
 
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HadEnough1974

I try to be funny...
Jan 14, 2020
684
GoodPersonEffed said:
@fightingsioux, are you experiencing a wee little bit of burnout/compassion fatigue? :pfff:

The glorious sarcasm of the first two gives me such a hearty chuckle, I may have to bookmark this.

The third one, though, I'm responding to seriously with an anecdotal comparison. King Lear survived having his eyeballs scooped out with a spoon. Do not recommend.

Following @faust

#12: Do I need meto for pulling out my eyeballs with tweezers?

#13: Should I take meto before bed in case I dream I eat a giant marshmallow and accidentally eat my pillow?

#14: Should I take meto in case zombies attack and I end up eating brains?



(#13 would totally show up like that on the feed)
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@GoodPersonEffed I think that's spot on, I'm generally more compassionate and empathetic as well. But lately I'm more fatigued as you put it.
 
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faust

faust

lost among the stars
Jan 26, 2020
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@GoodPersonEffed
#16 Do I have to take Meto when using charcoal method?
#17 Would jumping from my bed be lethal?
#18 Do I have to administer CO rectally?
#19 Would shooting in the ass be as fatal as in the head?
 
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
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faust said:
@GoodPersonEffed
#16 Do I have to take Meto when using charcoal method?
#17 Would jumping from my bed be lethal?
#18 Do I have to administer CO rectally?
#19 Would shooting in the ass be as fatal as in the head?
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#20 Would bird shot be better absorbed rectally than cranially, and would meto still be required?


OMG THIS IS SO MUCH FUN
 
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HadEnough1974

I try to be funny...
Jan 14, 2020
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We really need to start up a "suicidal comics corner". @GoodPersonEffed and others...
 
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faust

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@GoodPersonEffed
#21 Is it necessary to fast before hanging?
#22 Meto+alcohol OD Megathread
#23 Seppuku + full suspension method 100% working!
#24 A bottle of vodka after N to remove taste?
#25 Can I use coke as an antiemetic?
 
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HadEnough1974

I try to be funny...
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OMG, the humour is killing me!!

#26 If I laugh hard enough, can I die?
 
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Lost in a Dream

Lost in a Dream

He/him - Metal head
Feb 22, 2020
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#27 Is circumscraping a thing?
 
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Inferdan

Inferdan

Meeting the first minor relapse after recovery
Nov 3, 2019
450
These threads are happening. Just watch me.
 
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fightingsioux

fightingsioux

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Oct 22, 2019
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I knew that this would spark your imaginations! :wink:
 
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faust

faust

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Jan 26, 2020
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Recovery section: #28 SN to treat insomnia
 
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Mr2005

Mr2005

Don't shoot the messenger, give me the gun
Sep 25, 2018
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28 I'm a really nice person it's everyone else so lets kill them all
 
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AlreadyGone

AlreadyGone

Taking it day by day
Jan 11, 2020
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Well at least those threads are new. I feel like I see the same threads everyday over and over and over.....
 
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
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@faust

#30 If I seppuku do I have to leave a note for my family that their honor is restored or will they automatically know?
 
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faust

faust

lost among the stars
Jan 26, 2020
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#30 Can I OD on bath salts?
GoodPersonEffed said:
@faust

#30 If I seppuku, do I have to leave a note for my family that their honor is restored or will they automatically know?
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:pfff::pfff::pfff: I think you would have to remind them.
 
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Lost in a Dream

Lost in a Dream

He/him - Metal head
Feb 22, 2020
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#32 Can you put SN into your urethra and die from it?
 
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faust

faust

lost among the stars
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#33 Seppuku and jumping: I have no guts to jump from the cliff
 
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HadEnough1974

I try to be funny...
Jan 14, 2020
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#32 If I OD in the bathtub with my rubber ducky, can go go jail for attempted murder of my rubber ducky?
 
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
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HadEnough1974 said:
#32 If I OD in the bathtub with my rubber ducky, can go go jail for attempted murder of my rubber ducky?
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#33 Can my rubber ducky be arrested for being present if I OD in the bathtub?
 
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HadEnough1974

I try to be funny...
Jan 14, 2020
684
On a serious note... are we making fun of people who are seriously desperate?

This is making us feel good of course, but if I was a young person who only knew about antifreeze and didn't take the time to read the methods section I might ask the question "can I kill myself with antifreeze".

Don't get me wrong, I'm enjoying this as well. Just also thinking about people in countries who have no access to anything.
 
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Lost in a Dream

Lost in a Dream

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#35 Can you kill yourself with marshmallows?
 
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