Discussion Suicide by bear

[ham and potatoes]

I keep seeing all kinds of wild suicide plans on here.
Some of these methods they want to/ plan to/ or have attempted to kill themselves on here are just.... Downright brutal.
What do you guys think would be the most metal way to commit suicide?
I think suicide by bear sounds pretty hardcore

 

[Ffaxanadu]

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What do you guys think would be the most metal way to commit suicide?
I think suicide by bear sounds pretty hardcore

Please don't do it: they are tracked, and if they kill someone they are put to sleep, even those with cubs.
Save a bear!

 

[CatLvr]

Please don't do it: they are tracked, and if they kill someone they are put to sleep, even those with cubs.
Save a bear!

This, and bears don't kill you and then eat you, they eat you alive. There is a video/audio of a guy and his girlfriend who used to spend Alaskan summers hanging out with bears (dumbass move number 1). Some kind of disagreement happened with the pilot who was supposed to fly them out so they stayed out longer than usual (dumbass move number 2).

It was the end of summer so the bears were "topping off" getting ready for hibernation so they were hungry and looking for something to eat. He went out to interact with a bear that was close to their camp (dumbass move number 3). Bears were not afraid of him because they were so used to seeing him around (dumbass move number 4). Girlfriend was taping interaction.

Not sure about what happened next but bear decided he looked good so it chased him down and started eating him. It's pretty brutal to listen to. Some time in the night the same bear or another came and drug her off and ate her. Again, pretty fucking brutal.

Cannot recommend. (I can't remember his name but you could probably google "guy eaten by bears" and find out more about it.)

 

[ham and potatoes]

Please don't do it: they are tracked, and if they kill someone they are put to sleep, even those with cubs.
Save a bear!

Oh, no, I have no desire to do that.
I'm just wondering what the wildest methods you guys have seen/heard of/ though of

 

[Ffaxanadu]

Oh, no, I have no desire to do that.
I'm just wondering what the wildest methods you guys have seen/heard of/ though of

Ah! Well, the one described by @CatLvr is pretty hardcore.
I was wondering if there are still cannibals around, that would be an uncommon way to CTB.

 

[Pluto]

 

[Lady Laudanum]

The person who cut themselves and purposely tried to get it infected has their reasons, and I don't mean to white knight but I don't think they would want someone to talk about them in this way.

 

[ham and potatoes]

The person who cut themselves and purposely tried to get it infected has their reasons, and I don't mean to white knight but I don't think they would want someone to talk about them in this way.

There, I took that part out.

This, and bears don't kill you and then eat you, they eat you alive. There is a video/audio of a guy and his girlfriend who used to spend Alaskan summers hanging out with bears (dumbass move number 1). Some kind of disagreement happened with the pilot who was supposed to fly them out so they stayed out longer than usual (dumbass move number 2).

It was the end of summer so the bears were "topping off" getting ready for hibernation so they were hungry and looking for something to eat. He went out to interact with a bear that was close to their camp (dumbass move number 3). Bears were not afraid of him because they were so used to seeing him around (dumbass move number 4). Girlfriend was taping interaction.

Not sure about what happened next but bear decided he looked good so it chased him down and started eating him. It's pretty brutal to listen to. Some time in the night the same bear or another came and drug her off and ate her. Again, pretty fucking brutal.

Cannot recommend. (I can't remember his name but you could probably google "guy eaten by bears" and find out more about it.)

wait, are you talking about this guy?

Grizzly Man - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

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You just know that if you actually tried this, what would happen is the bear would just cuddle up next to you instead.

Because life works that way.

 

[CatLvr]

There, I took that part out.

wait, are you talking about this guy?

Grizzly Man - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Yep. I need to watch that documentary. I did a deep dive (animals, especially wild and exotics fascinate me) and Treadwell broke so many "rules" about interacting with animals in general, and wild animals in particular, it wasn't hard to see his future coming up to bite him in the ass. No matter how much you think a wild animal loves you, the fact is we are NOT their equals.

 

[ham and potatoes]

Yep. I need to watch that documentary. I did a deep dive (animals, especially wild and exotics fascinate me) and Treadwell broke so many "rules" about interacting with animals in general, and wild animals in particular, it wasn't hard to see his future coming up to bite him in the ass. No matter how much you think a wild animal loves you, the fact is we are NOT their equals.

and not just wild animals.... dude did it with an animal that weighs 1200 pounds, has a bite force strong enough to crush bones on moose, and that have basicly 6 inch knives for claws.
im surprised he didn't get eaten long before he did.
btw, i wasn't aware there was audio of the attack had been released. when i originally saw that years ago, they had only released the audio to their family.
is that what you meant when you said "it chased him down and started eating him. It's pretty brutal to listen to."

 

[CatLvr]

and not just wild animals.... dude did it with an animal that weighs 1200 pounds, has a bite force strong enough to crush bones on moose, and that have basicly 6 inch knives for claws.
im surprised he didn't get eaten long before he did.
btw, i wasn't aware there was audio of the attack had been released. when i originally saw that years ago, they had only released the audio to their family.
is that what you meant when you said "it chased him down and started eating him. It's pretty brutal to listen to."

Yep. I can't remember where I found it (been a few years). If I come across it again I'll message you. If you want, that is.

 

[Plentiful_Despair]

Harakiri is metal af

 

[peaceandlove]

Could one draw and quarter themselves, if they had really obedient horses? Or self driving cars?
Or instead of a bear, some hungry alligators?
What about an elaborate, lethal Rube Goldberg machine?
Didn't a girl impale herself on a picket fence from a second story window in Virgin Suicides?

 

[ham and potatoes]

Could one draw and quarter themselves, if they had really obedient horses? Or self driving cars?
Or instead of a bear, some hungry alligators?
What about an elaborate, lethal Rube Goldberg machine?
Didn't a girl impale herself on a picket fence from a second story window in Virgin Suicides?

Couple beheaded themselves with homemade guillotine in ritual sacrifice, police in India say

Police say the pair designed the device so their heads would roll into a fire altar, completing their sacrificial ritual.

www.cbsnews.com

That seems kinda rube Goldberg type thing. Got a homemade guillotine, and their heads rolled into a fire alter afterwards

 

[peaceandlove]

That is very hardcore. And morbidly romantic lol
Self-immolation is pretty brutal, and might feel like a satisfactory expression of suicidal anguish

 

[TakeMeToHeaven]

sounds very painful

 

[Blurry_Buildings]

lol

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People willingly do this and meet an irl community of like minded individuals while they're at it... sasu has gotten it all wrong

 

[sugarb]

Most metal way to commit suicide would be jumping out of a helicopter on the 4th of July holding two lit sticks of dynamite with a stogie in your mouth wearing nothing but a vest loaded with fireworks and heart print underwear

 

[amnesia999]

Two scientists, one from the Czech Republic and one from Austria, went to America to study the legendary grizzly bear.

When they failed to return from their first trip into the woods, two park rangers went looking for them and quickly tracked down a male and a female bear who'd been by the scientists' campsite.

Their apprehension was proven justified when they tranquilized the female grizzly and found the remains of the Austrian.

The first park ranger said sadly, "You know what this means…"

The second ranger said, "Yeah, the Czech is in the male."