Someone help me set up bitcoin, i'm too retarded, depressed and unmotivated to do it on my own

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I suffer from Sluggish Cognitive Tempo, which severely impairs your ability to focus, organize information, and critically analyze details.

I can't digitally back up anything. Searching for answers is going to be a chore.

Obviously, I need BTC so I can get N from A.

Someone help me out, please. I'm going insane, this affliction is one of the reasons why I'm committing suicide. I can't even do basic things like setting up a Bitcoin account.