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SchizoGymnast

SchizoGymnast

Wizard
May 28, 2024
677
Maybe I haven't gone into the whole saga here on SaSu, but I know I've dropped bits and pieces.

I have a lot of fuckin health problems. And because of that, in order to maintain full time employment AND stay on top of treatment, I need FMLA (federally protected sick leave, for those outside the US). In my case, it's intermittent leave, so instead of being gone for 12 straight weeks, I will still be working, just taking time off here and there.

This might be a weird flex, but I have an entourage of professionals that can fill out FMLA paperwork for me and it would be approved. However, my mainstays are my neurologist (migraine disease and ongoing seizure consultation) and psychiatry (need I explain this one?) I can honestly say that I've never had FMLA paperwork denied. I thank God each and every day that the US got this one thing right and allowed people like me to have a job and be healthy and be there for our families.

Until now.

See, I'm not the brightest person that ever lived. I actually thought that if a doctor submitted a claim for leave and it was approved, that was the end of the story. But no. It is not. Apparently a third party claims company gets to decide whether my doctor's word is good enough and whether I am sick enough for them to approve my absences and tardies. I had just arrived at work when my coach pulled me aside and told me that I had exceeded my leave hours.

What the actual fuck?

According to this third party claims company, I am only allowed six tardies...not even absences, but tardies...a month for illness. Oh, and my illness can only last 3 hours at a time or my claim can be denied.

If I had to utilize my leave to go to the ER for a psychiatric emergency, that could take up to 72 hours.

Migraines, from start to finish, can last up to 72 hours. One time I had a migraine where I lost my vision. If I exceed the three hour limit and I'm still blind, what exactly am I supposed to do?

I bet none of these motherfuckers are timed when they get sick.

I'm doing everything right. I'm staying alive and taking my meds and paying taxes and performing normalcy all day every day and it's still not good enough. They're asking me to basically endanger my life to come to work. While I'm on leave trying to save my life. Does this make any sense to anyone?
 
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GhostInTheMachine

GhostInTheMachine

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Nov 5, 2023
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They don't care about your health or contributions, they only care about their bottom line.
 
GhostInTheMachine

GhostInTheMachine

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Nov 5, 2023
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But but but...if I die then I can't pay taxes to prop up those billionaires!
Funny thing about that is rich people constantly bitch and whine about paying the most taxes (which they technically do, but not in a proportional sense), but would have their lives collapse without the poor slaving away for them. The suicide nets China uses comes to mind.
 
SchizoGymnast

SchizoGymnast

Wizard
May 28, 2024
677
Funny thing about that is rich people constantly bitch and whine about paying the most taxes (which they technically do, but not in a proportional sense), but would have their lives collapse without the poor slaving away for them. The suicide nets China uses comes to mind.
I'm tired of supporting corporate welfare queens. It's socialism for them and bootstraps for us. I say we bring back the guillotine.
 
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GhostInTheMachine

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Nov 5, 2023
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I will die on the hill that corporations are not people and thus should not be granted ANY rights.
 
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SchizoGymnast

SchizoGymnast

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May 28, 2024
677
I will die on the hill that corporations are not people and thus should not be granted ANY rights.
If I don't do anything else with my science education, I will bestow upon them my disease. Hey, if they're people, they should get sick.
 
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