LiveSlowDieFast

LiveSlowDieFast

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Nov 14, 2018
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Life would be a lot more exciting if even half of the things these people claim to be true actually were.
 
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lemmeeleev

lemmeeleev

Still here
Nov 29, 2018
927
If only it were that easy.....
 
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creationisdeath

Specialist
Oct 20, 2018
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Life would be a lot more exciting if even half of the things these people claim to be true actually were.
And I would love that. Then we could actually do something to fix it! Poor? Just run 3 circles carrying moose poo incense at 3:33am for a pot of gold!
 
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Norest4thewicked

Norest4thewicked

Losing it
Nov 4, 2018
270
Maybe he was talking to Fr Jack Daniels before the interview!
 
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LiveSlowDieFast

LiveSlowDieFast

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Nov 14, 2018
338
And I would love that. Then we could actually do something to fix it! Poor? Just run 3 circles carrying moose poo incense at 3:33am for a pot of gold!
Yeah, exactly!

Depression? Nahhh man, I just gotta buy a new sword at the local blacksmith before I can fight this lvl 32 hell-demon that keeps possessing me.
 
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Buddyluv19

Experienced
Dec 13, 2018
272
Here we go, anyone know of a good exorcist?

Fr Pat Collins links persistent suicidal thoughts to potentially being 'oppressed by an evil spirit.

https://www.irishnews.com/news/nort...y-being-oppressed-by-an-evil-spirit--1553784/

The article refers to "a tsunami of evil" in the world. Perhaps they should send Father Collins to investigate sexual abuse cases by priests. Here's one from the good ol' USA. It's huge!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ph...t-released-names-20180814.html?outputType=amp
 
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Wolfjob_dayjob

Wolfjob_dayjob

Student
Oct 19, 2018
190
I guess I didn't know what I was messin' with. Now I know. And knowing is calf the battle, lol.
 
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21Neberg

21Neberg

Enlightened
Dec 17, 2018
1,624
I really can't stand religion sometimes. Brushing aside all scientific research and just blaming a fucking demon.
 
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Othermind

Othermind

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Dec 26, 2018
301
Man do I miss Ireland, bags of cans at the sparch, pints at 10 in the morning, salt and vinegar chips and a lowkey theocracy running everything.
Jokes aside, it's a very Catholic thing, the priest in my hometown is also obsessed with satanism.
Too bad every time I come home I forget to show up for mass in a Bathory shirt and corpse paint.
 
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Mrs.O'Leary'sCow

Mrs.O'Leary'sCow

SanitizingDeodorantCakes
Aug 20, 2018
305
How many kid buggering scandals can the Catholic Church cover up before it loses its status as a "moral authority" on anything?
 
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Othermind

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Dec 26, 2018
301
How many kid buggering scandals can the Catholic Church cover up before it loses its status as a "moral authority" on anything?
I'm pretty much convinced at this point that everybody knows and no one gives a fuck.
Like in America when cops shoot innocent people and every time it's the usual parade of "Just a few bad apples", because god forbid there might be something systemic that cause this shit to happen all the time.
 
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Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
Nov 11, 2018
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The article refers to "a tsunami of evil" in the world. Perhaps they should send Father Collins to investigate sexual abuse cases by priests. Here's one from the good ol' USA. It's huge!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.philly.com/philly/news/catholic-church-sex-abuse-clergy-pennsylvania-grand-jury-report-released-names-20180814.html?outputType=amp
It's a world wide problem, the faithful normally respond with "I don't believe it"
P resident
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https://www.theguardian.com/society...ades-in-catholic-homes-scottish-inquiry-finds

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Buddyluv19

Experienced
Dec 13, 2018
272
It's a world wide problem, the faithful normally respond with "I don't believe it"
P resident
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P aedophile
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https://www.theguardian.com/society...ades-in-catholic-homes-scottish-inquiry-finds

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@Johnnythefox - you are so right! The Philadelphia case was all the more disgusting to me when I looked into it further and found out that the POPE wasn't going to do anything about it! Thanks for the acronym - I hadn't seen that before but it definitely rings true.
 
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WhiteRabbit

WhiteRabbit

I'm late, i'm late. For a very important date.
Feb 12, 2019
1,452
Sounds totally legit.

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Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

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Sep 9, 2018
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What is it with the Irish and malicious spirits? This story reminds me of the first time I got drunk. I was 15 and dry heaving just outside of an Irish bar in Amsterdam. It was then that some wannabe musician leaned over and said "there's an evil genie in your bottle" in those lilting tones just before I did my thing in the nearby canal. I know that doesn't have much to do with ctb, but I felt like I was going to die, if it helps.
 
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Made4TV

Made4TV

A hopeless hope junkie
Sep 17, 2018
574
I've actually had exorcisms (the pentacostal Christian variety, not catholic). Not a fan.
 
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meaningisgone

meaningisgone

Student
Feb 17, 2019
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When I was six, my parents brought me to what I shall label a "spiritual warfare counselor" whose specialty was to induce a hypnotic state in clients. In the hypno-state, any oppressing demons could speak through the client. I witnessed him do this to my parents first, and then he did it to me. When he hypnotized me, I didn't really feel different, but the whole thing was appealing to my overactive imagination and my desire for life to be intriguing and fantastical. So, I played along.

He asked how many presences were oppressing me. I made up some number. Then he asked for their names. I listed off some names. The only one I remember is "Pestilence". I have no memory of the rest of the conversation, but that "doctor" taught my parents how to deal with oppressing forces. So, over the next few years whenever I'd be acting in a way my mom didn't like, I'd have them holding me down and praying over me, saying shit like, "In the power of the blood and name of Jesus Christ, you are commanded to leave."

Strangely, when they did that, it had a subduing effect on me honestly, for whatever that's worth.

Really though, the whole thing messed me up psychologically in a way that negatively impacted my life for many years, even into my mid-twenties. Every so often I would have these episodes where I was sure that Pestilence was present, and I felt controlled and taunted by that entity. There were a few embarrassing times when it happened around friends or lovers, when I would growl and snarl and drool on myself, saying weird nonsense and writhing around like some kind of idiot. When it happened, it sort of felt like it was me doing it, but I couldn't understand WHY I was doing it.

Then in 2006 I was on LSD that I think was mixed with some crazy other stuff, because I went into a trance that I can remember parts of. In this case, it didn't feel like it was me doing it, it was like I was thrown into the backseat of my mind and someone else was driving. I was looking through my eyes but had zero control over my actions. I went into a rage and wrecked a hotel room and it only got worse from there. That experience indicated to me that something that feels exactly like being possessed by a demon is possible.

To make it clear: I don't believe in demon possession.

After that experience, maybe a year or less later, I had a breakthrough in therapy and I conceded to the possibility that I made up Pestilence when I was six years old, ended up believing he was real subconsciously (hypnosis makes that possible, plus my imagination and desire for life to be interesting), and acted out that belief a few times in my teenage years and twenties. On LSD and whatever else, that raging beast from my subconsciousness took over and I lost control in the scariest possible way.

"Pestilence" has never bothered me since. Not even a little. Pestilence doesn't exist to me anymore, because I got real with myself that it wasn't ever real to begin with. If there was ever really a demon, it wouldn't go away just because I don't believe in it. My belief in it was exactly what made it "real."

Through some research, I found out that demon possession is most frequent in fairly isolated areas of the world where the people are highly superstitious, which makes a lot of sense to me personally.

Sorry this is so long, but in closing: I think that my parents taking me to that guy qualifies as a form of child abuse, although logically I know they were doing their best within their own stupid limitations.
 
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sleepless

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Aug 1, 2018
89
As good as believing in drilling a hole in your head, and let the evil spirits leak out.
 
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