GenesAndEnvironment
Autistic loser
- Jan 26, 2021
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When taking a walk I remember hearing about some stupid Adam Sandler movie where he has a remote and can manipulate time or something. I haven't watched it since Adam Sandler is not funny, but it made me want to make a thread.
1. You get to choose whether to be able to R, P or FF. You only get one pick and you can't change it later (... or earlier). You can vary how fast you fast forward / rewind. You can decide whether to become affected by the passage of time (aging, etc) during this process or not.
2. How do you use your newfound powers?
I'll begin: I'll pick the fast forward power and commit suicide by dehydration in a matter of minutes.
1. You get to choose whether to be able to R, P or FF. You only get one pick and you can't change it later (... or earlier). You can vary how fast you fast forward / rewind. You can decide whether to become affected by the passage of time (aging, etc) during this process or not.
2. How do you use your newfound powers?
I'll begin: I'll pick the fast forward power and commit suicide by dehydration in a matter of minutes.