The "fucking" up there is important, it's for emphasis on how stupid this sounds, how stupid it'd look, but most importantly, just how stupidly well, and how plain fucking stupid this whole endeavor is and will be.
I've attached a photo I struggled to take because the light is low down here, so I had to struggle with ISO vs shutter speed on my camera - keep shutter speed high and ISO... well, also high so that I can get a decently clear picture of this thing's GUI.
This is an e-cig.
Why is an e-cig better than a normal tobacco one?
It's not the flavor (well not just the flavor), but the fact I'm allowed to "smoke" it indoors, especially, inside governmental buildings.
Why is that good? Hospitals, most of them, are classified as governmental buildings, ergo, I'm allowed to use this thing inside them.
Well, then, what's so grand about these two facts?
This thing has a drag counter. It counts how many times I take a drag, how long each drag is, and how much battery power is spent on each drag.
I don't know if it compiles a stats list on me, I'm too afraid to plug it into my computer.
So, what does this all mean, then?!
With the use of this thing, which I will say once I get home and look at the box, one can hypothetically take the very easy path to tapering off their smoking habit - by the goddamn drag!
It calls them "puffs", which I find extra cute.
For the time being I will not say what product I'm actually using as to avoid any advertising clauses. I'm pretty sure this puff counter thing is a fairly popular feature in many "mods", as the more knowledgeable vaping enthusiasts call them.
I would suggest peach flavor for extra satisfaction. That citrucy (?) pinch on the tongue is quite close to what actual cigarettes do on the mouth, I think.
I've attached a photo I struggled to take because the light is low down here, so I had to struggle with ISO vs shutter speed on my camera - keep shutter speed high and ISO... well, also high so that I can get a decently clear picture of this thing's GUI.
This is an e-cig.
Why is an e-cig better than a normal tobacco one?
It's not the flavor (well not just the flavor), but the fact I'm allowed to "smoke" it indoors, especially, inside governmental buildings.
Why is that good? Hospitals, most of them, are classified as governmental buildings, ergo, I'm allowed to use this thing inside them.
Well, then, what's so grand about these two facts?
This thing has a drag counter. It counts how many times I take a drag, how long each drag is, and how much battery power is spent on each drag.
I don't know if it compiles a stats list on me, I'm too afraid to plug it into my computer.
So, what does this all mean, then?!
With the use of this thing, which I will say once I get home and look at the box, one can hypothetically take the very easy path to tapering off their smoking habit - by the goddamn drag!
It calls them "puffs", which I find extra cute.
For the time being I will not say what product I'm actually using as to avoid any advertising clauses. I'm pretty sure this puff counter thing is a fairly popular feature in many "mods", as the more knowledgeable vaping enthusiasts call them.
I would suggest peach flavor for extra satisfaction. That citrucy (?) pinch on the tongue is quite close to what actual cigarettes do on the mouth, I think.
