On a lighter note, last day

[Dead beat dad]

I thought that on my last day I might hire a small marching band to follow me round, while I go from place to place, playing on repeat Europe's Final Countdown.
Anyone else have any 'wackiness' they want to share?

DBD

 

[Arbie]

Yeah.... I got really stoned this morning and let my mind wander.....
I made a noose from razor sharp barbed wire, looped around my neck, glue my hands to my head, and jump... police come and it looks like I ripped my own head off!