Normie Test

[sserafim]

Normie Test

The Normie Test is a 40 question test that plots your placement on the Normie Spectrum using two axises that are based on how you view the world, and how you live in the world.

dulm.blue

Edge Lord

Take the test at dulm.blue/normie

X - -0.5
Y - -6.25

Edge Lords are Spergs who don't care about things. They are usually atheist, and unlike Wizards, their social ineptitude fuels anger rather than magic. If an Edge Lord shows their power level around a Normie, they may face severe repurcussions. Edge Lords tend to rally with others like themselves, which forms a clique independent of the Normies.
Edge Lords tend to look into their own flaws and they try to deduce what's causing their social failures in life. The frustration from this introspective process can fuel their edginess. They can certainly be this way for a long time if they don't find the answers they're looking for and/or they don't have any familiar or social support in their lives. Maybe it's time they do something to fix their situation?

 

[Rocinante]

 

[voc_89]

I got cool normie. I call bs on this. I am far from a normie. Due to being a real adult i can fake alot of shit but deep down I am far from a normal being. Friends and family can die tomorrow and i will lose no sleep or shed a tear. I do not need any affection from any human being.... I can go it alone. My interests fall far outside normal things (though not to far... i watch anime and read manga... on serious topics like CTB and stuff). Total bs survey

 

[mrpeter]

pretty accurate

 

[EvisceratedJester]

 

[Alexei_Kirillov]

Paging SaSu's resident normie @derpyderpins

I predicted I would get Niche Normie so pretty close.

 

[Seered Doom]

Not even surprised

 

[Ironborn]

Let's fuckin' go

 

[Ariii]

Edge Lord

X - 0.5
Y - -6

Edge Lords are Spergs who don't care about things. They are usually atheist, and unlike Wizards, their social ineptitude fuels anger rather than magic. If an Edge Lord shows their power level around a Normie, they may face severe repurcussions. Edge Lords tend to rally with others like themselves, which forms a clique independent of the Normies.
Edge Lords tend to look into their own flaws and they try to deduce what's causing their social failures in life. The frustration from this introspective process can fuel their edginess. They can certainly be this way for a long time if they don't find the answers they're looking for and/or they don't have any familiar or social support in their lives. Maybe it's time they do something to fix their situation?

Ngl, parts of these are weirdly accurate, I'm fucking cackling rn

 

[Pluto]

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I got iOS so no result for me. Does this make me some kind of ultra normie to transcend all Normies or am I weird in a way that's even lamer than just being an incel that I already am?

 

[vanillamilkshakes]

 

[lamargue]

 

[ladylazarus4]

I did all of it just to not be able to submit I will do it later on my laptop.

 

[Lady Laudanum]

r/dataisugly

 

[Unhumanly.]

I got sperg

 

[EternalShore]

I used to be a failed normie, bordering on social outcast, but now, I'm a sperg, bordering on lame normie~ lovely...

 

[Inuyasha]

 

[ForgottenAgain]

Usually the quizzes get things generally right but this one got everything wrong. Was close to being a turbo normie though! I wonder what that was like

 

[sserafim]

I got iOS so no result for me. Does this make me some kind of ultra normie to transcend all Normies or am I weird in a way that's even lamer than just being an incel that I already am?

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I have iOS too and after unchecking the box, you have to click the white space under the "uncheck this box, please"

 

[Nebusorei]

 

[illandlonely]

 

[Buffy]

 

[Agon321]

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

X - -4
Y - 2.25

The Normie that tried but didn't try hard enough, it seems. Their social interaction is mostly limited to the Internet, but their family and friends still have hope in them. They still want to live the Normie lifestyle, but their mistakes from when their expectations were higher made their hopes sink to where they are now.
Many failed normies fail to see that the past is behind them and the future is what they make of it. They clearly have the mindset of a normie, yet they haven't done much with it.

Sounds about right.

 

[Adûnâi]

You have called, and I obey. Got cucked out of a wizard probably because I marked that people like being around me. Although maybe that's just my delusion lmao. Dangerously close to the "lame normie" quadrant, although honestly that would fit, I can't even speak like an incel or a soyjak, and don't watch anime.

 

[Arachno]

yeah, I'm not so sure about the last sentence lol

 

[damienlerone03]

interesting...

 

[enduringwinter]

ios user

 

[rewoplrig]

Is this result good?



The normie who is on the edge of being a failed
normie. Usually consumes alcohol and tobacco, not to look cool, but to escape the mediocrity he's fallen into. In his headphones, he listens to stuff no-one has heard of. Although they face awkwardness, it's not enough to be counted as a sperg or an autist, and their optimism makes up for it. Maybe later in life, he'll be a party dude, or even a Chad.

This result is the most commonly contested result from this test. The niche normie proves he is afraid of being so close to failure, compared to his more normal colleagues.