LunarPyotr
Похорони меня возле МКАДа
- Jul 4, 2020
- 495
You know, I actually want to recover but how can I when the world is giving me lemons?
I mean, first of all, my one and only friend got assaulted while I was riding with him the other day and now he is in jail and according to his lawyer, he'll be sitting there for quite long time.
Today I got a nice bill from hospital, where they want me to pay around 30.000€ in the next 2 weeks and according to the letter, my fcking insurance company canceled my membership, after I was more than 10 years member of that insurance company and also a hour ago I got a nice visit from the police because those fckers wanted me to tell them the passwords from all my computers since I encrypted the HDD's and I wasn't using any backdoor operating system (also known as Windows 10 or as I call it, Winblows).
Now tell me, what does prevent me from opening my secret stash, pulling out my beautiful 3D printed AK47 and creating a nice glory hole with one or multiple 9x19mm bullet(s) in my skull?
Maybe the afterlife will be a better place for me if it even exists. Well, if not then I'm fine with the dark oblivion too.
OR maybe there really exists something like a heaven and hell but I really doubt that since I always went with my friends to an Internet Cafe, when we had religion lessons at our school.
Hehe, now when we talk about religion. I have multiple goodbye letters saved on my server and one of them had an request about dancing during my funeral and playing the Coffin Dance song because why should be every funeral so boring. My friend who died in a car accident while DUI, actually had Fire Water Burn by Bloodhound Gang played on his funeral
Now excuse me, I'm going to my Croatian neighbor across the street and try to buy some weed from him with my bad Croatian language skills which kinda learned from a couple of CD Mixtapes form CroatiaRecordz which I once got as a gift from my ex-gf :P
pozdrav vam prijatelji/prijatiele (I hope I wrote it correctly XD )
I mean, first of all, my one and only friend got assaulted while I was riding with him the other day and now he is in jail and according to his lawyer, he'll be sitting there for quite long time.
Today I got a nice bill from hospital, where they want me to pay around 30.000€ in the next 2 weeks and according to the letter, my fcking insurance company canceled my membership, after I was more than 10 years member of that insurance company and also a hour ago I got a nice visit from the police because those fckers wanted me to tell them the passwords from all my computers since I encrypted the HDD's and I wasn't using any backdoor operating system (also known as Windows 10 or as I call it, Winblows).
Now tell me, what does prevent me from opening my secret stash, pulling out my beautiful 3D printed AK47 and creating a nice glory hole with one or multiple 9x19mm bullet(s) in my skull?
Maybe the afterlife will be a better place for me if it even exists. Well, if not then I'm fine with the dark oblivion too.
OR maybe there really exists something like a heaven and hell but I really doubt that since I always went with my friends to an Internet Cafe, when we had religion lessons at our school.
Hehe, now when we talk about religion. I have multiple goodbye letters saved on my server and one of them had an request about dancing during my funeral and playing the Coffin Dance song because why should be every funeral so boring. My friend who died in a car accident while DUI, actually had Fire Water Burn by Bloodhound Gang played on his funeral
Now excuse me, I'm going to my Croatian neighbor across the street and try to buy some weed from him with my bad Croatian language skills which kinda learned from a couple of CD Mixtapes form CroatiaRecordz which I once got as a gift from my ex-gf :P
pozdrav vam prijatelji/prijatiele (I hope I wrote it correctly XD )