aaah yes. The good old self-respectful piss-in-a-cup to see if you hoooman (&we love u) test.
Diuretics, fuckloads of water /liquids and if u can, wierdly eat condensed milk.
I dunno why, it. sumtimes. works.
If you in serious trouble :: fake the test with a friend-filled prestik capped syringe. Make sure they the same gender ok. Doesn't have a big syringe... to be a lot for sample... most nurses don't check you out in detail, if u know what I mean...
Keep it in yr jocks and squirt it out like a pee.
(stays warm that way! - that's also how they check its real...)
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me
Norm life baby
"we're white and oh so hetero
And our s** is missionary. "
Norm life baby
"we're quitters and we're sober
Our confessions will be televised. "
You and I are underdosed and we're ready to fall
Raised to be stupid, taught to be nothing at all
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me
I don't like the drugs, the drugs the drugs
Norm life baby
"our god is white and unforgiving
We're piss tested and we're praying. "
Norm life baby
"I'm just a sample of a soul
Made to look just like a human being. "
Norm life baby
"we're rehabbed and we're ready
For our 15 minutes of shame. "
Norm life baby
"we're talkshown and we're pointing
Just like christians at a suicide. "
You and I are underdosed and we're ready to fall
Raised to be stupid, taught to be nothing at all
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me
I don't like the drugs, the drugs the drugs
"there's a hole in our soul that we fill with dope
And we're feeling fine. "
I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me
I don't like the drugs, the drugs the drugs