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[bipolarg0ner]

Hey people I've been thinking if some bad shit was to go down I'd need a quick way to go out before the cops bust down the door. my first thought was a firearm but I don't have access to that and don't know where to look to purchase one since 19 year olds can't buy a gun in my state plus Im not working at the moment. Id say I got about 30 dollars at the moment maybe ill buy some SN or buy a gun off the streets if I get more money. what you guys think?

 

[Blue Portal]

Hey people I've been thinking if some bad shit was to go down I'd need a quick way to go out before the cops bust down the door. my first thought was a firearm but I don't have access to that and don't know where to look to purchase one since 19 year olds can't buy a gun in my state plus Im not working at the moment. Id say I got about 30 dollars at the moment maybe ill buy some SN or buy a gun off the streets if I get more money. what you guys think?

why would the cops bust down your door?

 

[TheGoodGuy]

If you live in the US you could wait 1 year till 18 or use partial hanging, train decapitation or suicide jump or even heroin overdose.

 

[bipolarg0ner]

If you live in the US you could wait 1 year till 18 or use partial hanging, train decapitation or suicide jump or even heroin overdose.

Any advice on making train decapitation less scary like maybe having earbuds in? The thought of hearing my own demise coming closer and closer doesn't sound so nice. Well, it'll be gruesome either way.

 

[pebpebpebpeb]

Hey people I've been thinking if some bad shit was to go down I'd need a quick way to go out before the cops bust down the door. my first thought was a firearm but I don't have access to that and don't know where to look to purchase one since 19 year olds can't buy a gun in my state plus Im not working at the moment. Id say I got about 30 dollars at the moment maybe ill buy some SN or buy a gun off the streets if I get more money. what you guys think?

partial/full hanging would be the less-risky way of doing it depending on the situation. a gun would be a lot quicker, but from what ive seen not by much. im guessing youre wanted for something if the cops are busting down the door, so if that was it then hanging wouldnt do it.

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

Cops are at the door, about to bust it down.

Do I....

1. lay down on the train track that runs through my living room and hope the train comes faster than the cops can get in?

2. drink SN, cops come in, they call the ambulance, and I spend some time handcuffed to a hospital bed before I'm transported to jail?

I keep reading the OP and the other comment and I'm just...I don't...

Dude, what are you on tonight?

I know I'm being a dick. I own that. So seriously... Are you trolling? Are you manic? Are you tripping on psychedelics? Do you need to call a crisis line or something? (I don't say that lightly, crisis lines are generally shit and can end up in involuntary hospitalization.) This is one of the most over the top posts I've seen since I've been a member. What is actually going on here?

 

[SpareWheel]

If cops are busting your door down, then I'd imagine pretending to have a weapon pointed at them when they get in would see you very dead, very fast. I doubt it'd even need to look that realistic going by some of the stories I've read.

 

[Living sucks]

If cops are busting your door down, then I'd imagine pretending to have a weapon pointed at them when they get in would see you very dead, very fast. I doubt it'd even need to look that realistic going by some of the stories I've read.

Nooooooo!! Highly frowned upon to suggest death by cop on this site!!!

Jump through a window and hope the glass cuts a major artery?

 

[SpareWheel]

Nooooooo!! Highly frowned upon to suggest death by cop on this site!!!

Jump through a window and hope the glass cuts a major artery?

I was just imagining. It'd be the last thing I'd do if cops were kicking my door down, I wouldn't even have my hands remotely in any threatening position.

Not that cops would be kicking my door down anyway, biggest crime I've got on my record is peeing up a wall when I was pissed.

 

[SpareWheel]

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Buy SN. You don't need anymore than 100 grams of it. That would be fairly cheap. If all else fails, you are going to have to go to hanging. First establish... @bipolarg0ner can you obtain SN? This link is a link to buy sodium nitrite off of Amazon ( it will be over 30 dollars) if you absolutely cannot afford over $30, make a thread on this site asking people what sites to get cheap SN from. Again, all else fails, try hanging. If you are heavy (80 kg plus - 190 pounds plus) you have to do partial suspension hanging, if you are light you can do partial suspension or full extension. Are you going to be able to go through with hanging, and do you have the required supplies? (i.e where you will anchor the rope, a rope, and knowledge on how to tie a slip knot and snuggle hitch)?

Is it really as cheap as that? I read a thread earlier talking about it being $850 or something.

I can't even find the stuff myself, just sodium nitrate, so I'm completely in the dark what is and what isn't a normal price.

 

[Gaius_Baltar]

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you are confusing SN which is cheap with nembutal (N)...which is very expensive

 

[SpareWheel]

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you are confusing SN which is cheap with nembutal (N)...which is very expensive

I must be, my brain must be seeing capitals Ns and mixing the two up. I haven't seen nembutal mentioned yet I don't think. I'd take a guess it's even harder to get hold of.

 

[Ryan.s]

Doesn't show on my Amazon, I'm in the UK so there's likely some laws in place or some other bullshit. Perhaps that's why it's so expensive for some. I found some on ebay a few days ago, but the listing disappeared, and that was pricey too.

Edit - tried again through my browser, got this. Thanks for helping anyway :)

Ah, yes, In the UK I have heard SN is hard to get. JumperGeo or some other users here from the UK probably know how to get it. And yes you are definitely confused. Sodium Nitrite is infamous for being cheap hence why every one on this site wants it. It is used to salt and preserve meats for gods sake.

 

[SpareWheel]

Ah, yes, In the UK I have heard SN is hard to get. JumperGeo or some other users here from the UK probably know how to get it. And yes you are definitely confused. Sodium Nitrite is infamous for being cheap hence why every one on this site wants it. It is used to salt and preserve meats for gods sake.

I'll make a bloody good sausage when I'm gone then, if I use that method :D I'll remember to eat some spices first.

 

[TheGoodGuy]

Any advice on making train decapitation less scary like maybe having earbuds in? The thought of hearing my own demise coming closer and closer doesn't sound so nice. Well, it'll be gruesome either way.

No I haven´t practiced that but maybe airbuds would help.

 

[a.n.kirillov]

If the cops are at your door, you have four options:

1. Jumping out of the window of your penthouse apartment on the 36th floor.

2. Shooting yourself.

3. Attempting suicide by cop, which I find highly unethical and will not recommend.

4. Ingesting cyanide; it was used by German soldiers during WW2 to avoid captivity.