GenesAndEnvironment
Autistic loser
- Jan 26, 2021
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Woke up to my imaginary girlfriend hugging me and claiming to have "made coffee", I go to the kitchen and there are no signs of anyone having made coffee. Guess I need to become more insane.
Your new girlfriend looks easily amused and slightly dangerous
She wakes me up with the bat and forgets to make coffee. She also refuses to remove the emoji one-piece. Have to replace her.Your new girlfriend looks easily amused and slightly dangerous
You're a fucking genius, she is with me all the time and only comes out sometimes. Maybe I can hear her voice now and then, maybe she is "the gf, the friend and the cute ghostgirl trinity". I can just copy the tactics of the religious.Maybe you could get possessed by your girlfriend and make a coffee.
For your own sake, remove this comment.Maybe your imaginary friend is here with me. I heard a rumor that they can teleport.
Maybe your imaginary friend is here with me. I heard a rumor that they can teleport.
You are no longer allowed to post in this thread. Mods, lock the thread.Imaginary girlfriends cheat too.
Haha I won't delete it. Since you can't teleport you have to come here by plane and try to delete it. But I doubt you will succeed in taking my phone away from me.For your own sake, remove this comment.
I'd allow my girlfriend to have experiences with other people
Not yet, she doesn't have enough chakra.Can your girlfriend create shadow clones?
And why not? She's a part of myself. What is good for her well-being is usually good for mine. Maybe she'll even teach me a thing or two. And I can summon her whenever I wish anyway.
Just kidding around, each to their own. But if my imaginary gf cheats on me she'll get imaginarily beaten to death.And why not? She's a part of myself. What is good for her well-being is usually good for mine. Maybe she'll even teach me a thing or two. And I can summon her whenever I wish anyway.