I'm so very sorry, sweetheart. I understand how frightening that can be. My English Bulldog puppy ate a shaving razor once.
I had to feed him bits of cotton balls with Vaseline in hopes the cotton would wrap around the razor and the ointment would help it all come out easier.
It worked, thankfully.
If kitty isn't throwing up, is eating and drinking, isn't lethargic, isn't constipated or straining to potty, doesn't seem to be in pain, though it things look better, at least a little.
If it were me, other than going to the vet, I'd try the Vaseline? Something to help make things move along smoother.
Sending you and kitty good vibes and lots of love.
Omgggg that's so scary

I can't imagine the fear I would have. That's a miracle. Did he have any complications? It's so fucked up that we have to resort to all these methods instead of getting actual help cuz fuck the poor and living right? Thank you so much!
It sounds really awful being in that situation. This world really is so cruel, I'm sorry that you are going through this. I think one of the worst things about life is that at any moment things can get much worse and that's why it's so horrible having to endure this existence. Best wishes.
Thank you so much. And yes just whenever we get a glimmer of hope that maybe things will be fine, society decks me rn in the face with a KO. One of the reason I hope heaven/after life exists is so I can be reunited with my cats, the only beings that have ever shown me any kindness.
Hope should be abandoned I agree. I'm 25 and finally learned hope is pathetic and will just convince us to stay here and continue to rot as we wait for the magical change. I fully intend to be long gone before thirty… I have a kitty too and I had to push on her stomach because she inhaled something horrible and I knew the vets wouldn't help. Luckily I got her to cough it up, but it was still terrifying
yeah most of us had to learn the hard way to abandon all hope. I hate when people try to push their spiritual manifestation self care crap onto me like if that worked the world wouldn't be what it is

I'm so sorry you had to go through that risky situation. Life is so fucked. And it's the fact that these are pure innocent babies.
I usually don't have to resort to pumpkin puree, it usually passed fine, but that's just my dumb dumb cat.
I'm assuming he is on wet food? First, maybe try adding just a tablespoon of water to the wet food to get more water in first. To Avoid taxing his digestive system further. Everything in moderation first. And also reading up on kitten specific safe things could help.
Keep an eye out for signs of a blockage like vomiting or not wanting to eat/lethargic in the meantime.
Perhaps you can try emailing some local vets on what to do if you can't afford treatments and surgries, to prepare for the future and to get some ideas, in the off chance that things get worse.
Quick edit: I myself don't personally recommend feeding him bits of cotton because cotton is not digestable in cats or humans. (There was a fad about eating cotton in the past as a diet that is really dangerous.)
He just pooped for the first time in like 30+ hours. Lots of feces and great stool. So far no luck with the hair tie but so far he's doing good. I'm just glad he's defecating. I gave him pumpkin purée yesterday and coconut oil today. It makes it so much worse when we have to figure it out all alone cuz the vets will not speak directly to us/give any medical advice unless they charge

my cats are literally the only ones I care about/love if anything happens. It's over for me.
My cat ate a rubber band when he was younger, I was away at the time and my partner didn't tell me until I got home. He pooed it out
More recently he ate a ribbon tie from a dressing gown. He vomited that back up
Fingers crossed your kitty poops it out!!
I'm seriously gonna put his crazy ass in jail if he survives

he's so naughty. We have to cat proof the entire house cuz it's just too ridiculous paying an arm and a leg for a hair tie

I'm so glad your cat was able to get better. Their psychos but I love them.