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Mortalscreensaver

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Jul 31, 2019
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This is a current fantasy I have. Someone comes and takes my pain away and gets paid the money in my bank account.
 
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suffering

Too p*ssy to end it, too suicidal to leave
Aug 17, 2018
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I have the same wish. However, it would be very hard to trust the person. He could come and torture you, or he may chicken out and the police might arrest you. Just too risky. But yeah, I would give all I have for a good hitman.
 
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LMLN

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Aug 10, 2019
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Yes, but hard to find I suppose.
 
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Kirkscoobz

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Feb 8, 2019
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There is some one in the UK who will come and see you to discuss your needs and offer advise, though he cannot assist, there would almost certainly be a fee as with all who offer such a service.
 
Lookingforabus

Lookingforabus

Arcanist
Aug 6, 2019
421
Begging to be scammed. The smart move for any hitman would be to take the money and just not do the job, so there's that.
 
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Mortalscreensaver

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Jul 31, 2019
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Begging to be scammed. The smart move for any hitman would be to take the money and just not do the job, so there's that.
You're right. I'm not being smart here, just sad.
 
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Tabbyql

Chronic people pleaser
Mar 13, 2019
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I have the same wish. However, it would be very hard to trust the person. He could come and torture you, or he may chicken out and the police might arrest you. Just too risky. But yeah, I would give all I have for a good hitman.
I used to fantasize about paying a hit man for quite a whille, even dreamt Angelina jolie went to hunt me down lol.
 
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wanttodie

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Apr 19, 2018
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me to fantasize about paying a hit man to kill me
 
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Codieb1

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Jun 18, 2019
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I would love for my death to be out of my control, and I have offered people some money to kill me, but they didn't accept. An "official" hitman costs roughly $10,000 which is admittedly just a biiiit steep
 
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21Neberg

21Neberg

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Dec 17, 2018
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Pfft any serial killer can shoot me if that satisfies their lust for murder and it prevents someone who does want to live from being murdered. At least then my life would have one use.
 
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GinaIsReady

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Mar 29, 2019
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Pfft any serial killer can shoot me if that satisfies their lust for murder and it prevents someone who does want to live from being murdered. At least then my life would have one use.
I love this.
 
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Kringle's Curse

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May 1, 2019
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Pfft any serial killer can shoot me if that satisfies their lust for murder and it prevents someone who does want to live from being murdered. At least then my life would have one use.

Fuck yes
 
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AnnonyBox

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Apr 11, 2018
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Too bad most serial killers have a template victim for their murders. If there wasn't a picky serial killer, and there wasn't too much pain involved, I'd go willingly so nobody had to die who didn't want to. Incidentally, its thought there's one on the loose in one of the pacific northwest states, although admittedly, it could just be an ARG.
 
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Bjsnode28

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Apr 19, 2019
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Well I will be a willing customer if anyone wants to make a buck
 
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Sailfisher

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Apr 19, 2019
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As long as they are skilled and get an instant lights-out...
 
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Bjsnode28

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Apr 19, 2019
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I have a handgun so they just need to show up
 
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friendly99

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Jul 22, 2018
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I would pay over $100000 for someone to kill me
 
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friendly99

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Jul 22, 2018
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That's the amount I could obtain if I liquidate my retirement savings to pay for a hitman
 
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Bjsnode28

Student
Apr 19, 2019
106
That's the amount I could obtain if I liquidate my retirement savings to pay for a hitman
You could always find a partner and each have a gun and shoot each other at the same time
 
Mr2005

Mr2005

Don't shoot the messenger, give me the gun
Sep 25, 2018
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I need a shower
 
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LittleJem

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Jul 3, 2019
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I have also fantasised about this - like a murder/victim version of Tinder!

There is no way to trust the assassin though to do the job and then get the payout. Saying that, there is a lot of money to be made just in this thread...
 
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RedPanda

One day we shall be free from this mortal coil.
Jul 16, 2019
237
Ha, this has crossed my mind as well BUT if I had to pay i would allow them to stalk me and choose any time/place so that i didn't know when it would happen, it would just happen.
 
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mplslonely

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Mar 14, 2019
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You'd think there would be a way to basically make the person follow through. Have the donation under your shirt. No before payment. Flash that you have a gift and then figure things out like you discussed before hand. Would be wonderful.
 
Kyrok

Kyrok

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Nov 6, 2018
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Hitmen can mess up, especially those we (vs countries, corporations, the mega rich) would use. It seems best to use a shotgun on a building ledge or water's edge.
 
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Jumper

Student
Jun 18, 2019
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Too bad most serial killers have a template victim for their murders. If there wasn't a picky serial killer, and there wasn't too much pain involved, I'd go willingly so nobody had to die who didn't want to. Incidentally, its thought there's one on the loose in one of the pacific northwest states, although admittedly, it could just be an ARG.
Read up about what Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, the BTK killer, etc did to their victims. They were tortured and suffered gruesome deaths. So a serial killer is not the way to go. But maybe a mass shooter?
 
liverpoolfan

liverpoolfan

Student
Jun 10, 2019
189
No need for guns or anything like an ice pick to the brain stem - which would be traumatic or frightening and also alert the authorities. Just take a huge dose of ambien+klonopin then hold a pillow over the face once the person who wants to die is fully unconscious. I would think this would be a very peaceful way to go. if I was doing it I'd even sit and hold the person's hand until they were gone. In my mind it wouldn't be murder - it would be a kindness that I'd do for free. [Though of course the law would see it very differently so you'd need that money to take the proper precautions.]

It still boggles my mind that we even have to have these conversations because no medical professional is allowed to help people who want a peaceful death.
 
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Bjsnode28

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Apr 19, 2019
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Read up about what Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, the BTK killer, etc did to their victims. They were tortured and suffered gruesome deaths. So a serial killer is not the way to go. But maybe a mass shooter?
I think mass shooters prefer to pick off moving targets
 
oxymoron

oxymoron

Arcanist
Jul 18, 2019
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How I wish this method worked
I would love for my death to be out of my control, and I have offered people some money to kill me, but they didn't accept. An "official" hitman costs roughly $10,000 which is admittedly just a biiiit steep
I'll pay him double that. Where do I find him
 
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dark_thoughts

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Jun 29, 2019
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How I wish this method worked

I'll pay him double that. Where do I find him
In Colorado...it apparently doesn't cost much. Natalie Bollinger put a hit out on herself on Craigslist. If I remember correctly... It only cost her a handgun. She had previously failed by smashing her car into a tree. She lived that time and didn't want to fail again.

 
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