Most painful CTB method (joke thread)

[smh]

Just switch to light mode


Why is light mode the default? no joke

 

[Sunset Limited]

Natural death

 

[Unleashtherain]

A billion paper cuts.

 

[LostLily]

Setting yourself on fire

 

[Redacted24]

Jumping into a wood chipper?

 

[LostLily]

Jumping into a wood chipper?

That would be especially painful if you jump in legs first

 

[ijustwishtodie]

Natural death

This but unironically. I really have no idea why people laugh reacted this as it actually seems like a perfectly valid answer. Natural death is absolutely horrifying in most cases and I personally think that it's even worse than most suicide methods. There's nothing peaceful about dying naturally, it'll always come with a lot of pain

 

[TheHolySword]

being drowned one water droplet at a time

 

[smh]

being drowned one water droplet at a time

boring not painful (light mode still wins)