Venting might order a hitman to ctb — thoughts?

[The Tablet]

can't order SN because i apparently need to be part of a business/company. N is too expensive. no firearms allowed in dumbfuck Canada. so i'm (probably) gonna go with ordering a hitman on the dark web. if i'm unlucky enough to pick a honeypot website, what's the worst that could happen?? they can't arrest me for ordering a hit on myself, that'd be ridiculous! i put nobody else's life in danger.

anyways, a diamond for your thoughts?

 

[painfuleternity]

Very bad idea. Im fairly sure all (or if not all then 99.9%) of hitmen are either scammers or cops. And if you do get caught, you could be locked in mental hospital for life, loose accsess to the internet and never have the freedom to ctb. Best case scenario here is you getting scammed up to thousands of dollars, and still having to live. Worst case is. Well, what i said earlier

 

[LunarLight]

Suicide by hitman as a suicide method has been widely discussed on the forum and generally dismissed as nobody will take such a job. Offers on the darknet are either scamsters or law enforcement. And even if they were real, they would soon realize you ordered a hit on yourself and refuse the job.

if i'm unlucky enough to pick a honeypot website, what's the worst that could happen?? they can't arrest me for ordering a hit on myself, that'd be ridiculous! i put nobody else's life in danger.

That's not the problem. If you're caught appealling to illegal services on the darknet you will be prosecuted, that's all.

 

[coolgal82]

Suicide by hitman as a suicide method has been widely discussed on the forum and generally dismissed as nobody will take such a job. Offers on the darknet are either scamsters or law enforcement. And even if they were real, they would soon realize you ordered a hit on yourself and refuse the job.

That's not the problem. If you're caught appealling to illegal services on the darknet you will be prosecuted, that's all.

why would they refuse it? aslong as they get paid anyway