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Slimetae
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- Apr 23, 2022
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i've been doing shit like this recently just putting shit were it's not supposed to be shits funny .
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i've been doing shit like this recently just putting shit were it's not supposed to be shits funny .
so you sit on the trash can? you must have a comfortable trash can in your restroomworse is being half asleep and mistaking the trash can for the toilet
I woke up, i walk to de kitchen, i did something in the trash (fortunately i didn't sit) and, well, garbage bag did not leak.so you sit on the trash can? you must have a comfortable trash can in your restroom
wow. you must've been drunk the night before or your house/appartment is really small.I woke up, i walk to de kitchen, i did something in the trash (fortunately i didn't sit) and, well, garbage bag did not leak.
Gross XD
In fact, i wasn't drunk the night before. If i'm half asleep, i'm able to make simple things like a automaton. Even if i got injuries (true history). Once, before to go to drink water, I cut myself with the bedroom window frame and didn't realize what really happened until the next day when my shoulder started to hurt.wow. you must've been drunk the night before or your house/appartment is really small.
I really can't relate because every morning, I'm stuck in the same dream of me trying very hard to pee on the toilet seat but can't. I eventually wake and realize I can't pee because I'm actually in bed. So even desperate in a dream I wouldn't pee anywhere else other than on a toilet seat.
no I know this whole post started off as a joke but I have to be serious here and share a deep struggle of mine that was triggered by your joke: I really cannot pee anywhere else other than on a toilet seat. Idk if this is a disorder of something but I remember during road trips how everyone could pee in the woods but even though I was desperate to pee, the pee wouldn't come out. So I'd spend the whole trip in a state of despair and frustration.
anyway, I just wanted to say that I admire you.
And about pee, as far as i inow, some people have certain mental block for those things. I can't recall the mecanism, but it isn't strangewow. you must've been drunk the night before or your house/appartment is really small.
I really can't relate because every morning, I'm stuck in the same dream of me trying very hard to pee on the toilet seat but can't. I eventually wake and realize I can't pee because I'm actually in bed. So even desperate in a dream I wouldn't pee anywhere else other than on a toilet seat.
no I know this whole post started off as a joke but I have to be serious here and share a deep struggle of mine that was triggered by your joke: I really cannot pee anywhere else other than on a toilet seat. Idk if this is a disorder of something but I remember during road trips how everyone could pee in the woods but even though I was desperate to pee, the pee wouldn't come out. So I'd spend the whole trip in a state of despair and frustration.
anyway, I just wanted to say that I admire you.
You have better garbage bags than I do then!I woke up, i walk to de kitchen, i did something in the trash (fortunately i didn't sit) and, well, garbage bag did not leak.
Gross XD
what chu smokin, I want some!i've been doing shit like this recently just putting shit were it's not supposed to be shits funny .
the crazy thing is i quit smoking weed and still be doing pretty dumb shitwhat chu smokin, I want some!