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Sergeant45

Sergeant45

Member
Jun 11, 2025
59
Greetings,


semi low effort ''recipe'' for the tired users on here.

Too tired to make an actual entire pizza, or don't have one in the freezer? I have you.... I present to you this very simple concept....
All things you need for it are things people often already have at home or can easily just be grabbed while you are already out and grocery shopping. Listen I know this is definitely not authentically Italian but I doubt that's what you are here for if you just want something simple anyway.


Ingredients: toast, pizza sauce/tomato sauce/ketchup, pepperoni/salami, cheese. (Optionally, pizza seasoning or a different topping of your choice if you want this a little more special.)

Tools: oven or sandwich making device. (Do not put this in an actual classic toaster, it will drip out and you can figure what happens then.)
I don't recommend a microwave because they just never get heating up bread right (at least not when I still had mine which wasn't very overly modern).

You can pick if you just want it to be something like a small ''pizza'' or an actual sandwich. This all can basically also just be boiled down to a toast with ketchup, cheese, and salami on it, and that's what makes it very simple.


1. get the toast.

2. put the sauce you picked on it.

3. spread your topping across to your liking.

4. same as above, but with cheese.

5. (optional) seasoning.

6. (optional) second slice of toast if you want this to be a sandwich.

7. place in oven or sandwich toaster.
You can decide which temperature you want to use depending on how hot and crunchy you would like this little meal.


Wear oven gloves if you use one to not burn your hands.... enjoy when it is cooled, but not too cooled, I know many people like it when you can pull cheese anyway.
I did not invent this, but I saw this online in a video just now, and thought I'd share because of how simple this is.


I hope you enjoy.


Regards
 
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bankai

Enlightened
Mar 16, 2025
1,595
Very nice OP. I've tried this before with ready made pizza crust from the store, salami and cheese.

It's definitely a good option for the lazy. Which is all of us.
 
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nobody_oac

Member
Mar 28, 2025
54
When I can't muster the strength or motivation, I like to make a slightly classed up ramen. Throw some frozen mixed vegetables into the water while you wait for it to boil, crack an egg into it about one to one and a half minutes before it is done. Better than just ramen or nothing. If I'm feeling it, I will chase it with a multivitamin.
 
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alwaysalone

Student
May 14, 2025
152
Greetings,


semi low effort ''recipe'' for the tired users on here.

Too tired to make an actual entire pizza, or don't have one in the freezer? I have you.... I present to you this very simple concept....
All things you need for it are things people often already have at home or can easily just be grabbed while you are already out and grocery shopping. Listen I know this is definitely not authentically Italian but I doubt that's what you are here for if you just want something simple anyway.


Ingredients: toast, pizza sauce/tomato sauce/ketchup, pepperoni/salami, cheese. (Optionally, pizza seasoning or a different topping of your choice if you want this a little more special.)

Tools: oven or sandwich making device. (Do not put this in an actual classic toaster, it will drip out and you can figure what happens then.)
I don't recommend a microwave because they just never get heating up bread right (at least not when I still had mine which wasn't very overly modern).

You can pick if you just want it to be something like a small ''pizza'' or an actual sandwich. This all can basically also just be boiled down to a toast with ketchup, cheese, and salami on it, and that's what makes it very simple.


1. get the toast.

2. put the sauce you picked on it.

3. spread your topping across to your liking.

4. same as above, but with cheese.

5. (optional) seasoning.

6. (optional) second slice of toast if you want this to be a sandwich.

7. place in oven or sandwich toaster.
You can decide which temperature you want to use depending on how hot and crunchy you would like this little meal.


Wear oven gloves if you use one to not burn your hands.... enjoy when it is cooled, but not too cooled, I know many people like it when you can pull cheese anyway.
I did not invent this, but I saw this online in a video just now, and thought I'd share because of how simple this is.


I hope you enjoy.


Regards
Try toasting bread slightly b4 adding sauce so it doesn't get as soggy.
 
Holu

Holu

Hypomania go brrr
Apr 5, 2023
830
My go to low effort meal is butter rice and garlic salt. Put rice in a rice cooker then just add whipped butter and garlic salt. Is it healthy? Fuck no, but it's filling and easy
 
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Dejected 55

Specialist
May 7, 2025
320
I've done that... pizza toast... but honestly, it's too much effort!

I just put cheese on bread and toast that. Maybe if I'm feeling energetic I'll pour some pizza sauce in a bowl to use as dip.
 
QuinineGuy

QuinineGuy

Member
May 30, 2025
26
When I can't muster the strength or motivation, I like to make a slightly classed up ramen. Throw some frozen mixed vegetables into the water while you wait for it to boil, crack an egg into it about one to one and a half minutes before it is done. Better than just ramen or nothing. If I'm feeling it, I will chase it with a multivitamin.

Ok...so you can class this up more.


Boil water for ramen noodles and toss em in.

In a bowl, you need a small shot of mayo (kewpie if you have), an egg, the ramen soup mix that comes in the package, some sesame oil or similar, and a touch of peanut butter.

Mix it all together. If you like spice, add some chili flakes.

Once mixed, take a scoop of that boiling ramen water and mix it in. Stir it all up and it'll make a sort of broth.

Strain out your noodles, and put em into the broth you just made. Toss it all together.

Bit of chilli oil on top.

Bam. 8 minutes. Done.
 
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Forveleth

I knew I forgot to do something when I was 15...
Mar 26, 2024
2,167
Greetings,


semi low effort ''recipe'' for the tired users on here.

Too tired to make an actual entire pizza, or don't have one in the freezer? I have you.... I present to you this very simple concept....
All things you need for it are things people often already have at home or can easily just be grabbed while you are already out and grocery shopping. Listen I know this is definitely not authentically Italian but I doubt that's what you are here for if you just want something simple anyway.


Ingredients: toast, pizza sauce/tomato sauce/ketchup, pepperoni/salami, cheese. (Optionally, pizza seasoning or a different topping of your choice if you want this a little more special.)

Tools: oven or sandwich making device. (Do not put this in an actual classic toaster, it will drip out and you can figure what happens then.)
I don't recommend a microwave because they just never get heating up bread right (at least not when I still had mine which wasn't very overly modern).

You can pick if you just want it to be something like a small ''pizza'' or an actual sandwich. This all can basically also just be boiled down to a toast with ketchup, cheese, and salami on it, and that's what makes it very simple.


1. get the toast.

2. put the sauce you picked on it.

3. spread your topping across to your liking.

4. same as above, but with cheese.

5. (optional) seasoning.

6. (optional) second slice of toast if you want this to be a sandwich.

7. place in oven or sandwich toaster.
You can decide which temperature you want to use depending on how hot and crunchy you would like this little meal.


Wear oven gloves if you use one to not burn your hands.... enjoy when it is cooled, but not too cooled, I know many people like it when you can pull cheese anyway.
I did not invent this, but I saw this online in a video just now, and thought I'd share because of how simple this is.


I hope you enjoy.


Regards
In college we weren't allowed to have any heating element type stuff in the dorms, so I would get English muffins and put pizza sauce and cheese on them and then put them in the microwave. They were soft and squishy instead of crispy pizza, but the cheese melted and it was close enough.
 
22yearsbroken

22yearsbroken

Lost in the dark... with no sign of light
Feb 15, 2025
362
Pot noodle pie ( uk)
1 x pot noodle of your choice.
1 x ready made frozen giant aunt bessie yorkshire pudding
Cheese of your choice ...(extra strong chedder )🤘

Make pot noddle pour into yorkshire pudding cover with cheese bake in oven or under grill .... job done 🤘😊
 
nobeertonight

nobeertonight

Don't listen to me, I am drunk
Mar 30, 2025
76
You could do a piadina

get some piadina bread (similar to the bread they use for gyros or kebab, result is the same)

spread with sauce, add ham and some kind of salad, cheese if you like, a great combination is tuna with bitter salad, tomatoes and some lemon.
You can eat it cold but you can also warm it on a pan.
 

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