Looking for non-messy and most efficient painless way to suicide

[ropingsubhuman]

So basically my criteria follows like this

pain-free
instantantenous or takes maximum of seconds
mess-free, no bullets or anything of such

can i please have suggestions thanks

 

[WornOutLife]

Most of us are looking for the same, pal.

Have a look at the resources section and see what's best for you:

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/suicide-resource-compilation.3/

 

[Life_and_Death]

im guessing you havent read the rules??


Encourage acts, ask for encouragement, or help anyone commit any acts.

• Do not encourage, suggest, manipulate, coerce, or help users carry out acts of any nature whatsoever, including suicide; only provide factual information and emotional support to those who ask for it. Do not try to get the community to tell you what to do, only you can choose your path and actions.

 

[ropingsubhuman]

im guessing you havent read the rules??


Encourage acts, ask for encouragement, or help anyone commit any acts.

• Do not encourage, suggest, manipulate, coerce, or help users carry out acts of any nature whatsoever, including suicide; only provide factual information and emotional support to those who ask for it. Do not try to get the community to tell you what to do, only you can choose your path and actions.

What are you talking about? I am asking for the best suicide method by criteria i've listed, i am not breaking the rules

Most of us are looking for the same, pal.

Have a look at the resources section and see what's best for you:

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/suicide-resource-compilation.3/

I don't understand much about these subjects, thought i'd ask the forum users directly because i believe they have more knowledge than me

 

[Life_and_Death]

What are you talking about? I am asking for the best suicide method by criteria i've listed, i am not breaking the rules

do not get the community to tell you what to do. is exactly what the rule says and by asking the community for the best suicide method thats exactly what youre doing.

 

[Symbiote]

I suggest building a time machine, go back to 1945 Hiroshima Japan and just pass the time in the middle of town.

 

[ropingsubhuman]

I suggest building a time machine, go back to 1945 Hiroshima Japan and just pass the time in the middle of town.

damn crazy joke everybody is laughing

do not get the community to tell you what to do. is exactly what the rule says and by asking the community for the best suicide method thats exactly what youre doing.

look, i dont want to waste time spending hours searching for something that a person here will tell in a matter of seconds alright? if you dont want to help dont help ffs

 

[Life_and_Death]

damn crazy joke everybody is laughing

look, i dont want to waste time spending hours searching for something that a person here will tell in a matter of seconds alright? if you dont want to help dont help ffs

thats my point. no one is going to tell you its against the rules

 

[x~Sophia~x]

So basically my criteria follows like this

pain-free
instantantenous or takes maximum of seconds
mess-free, no bullets or anything of such

can i please have suggestions thanks

I'll have one of those as well please

 

[Meretlein]

Read the Peaceful Pill Handbook. It ranks methods by a variety of factors such as accessibility, peacefulness, efficiency. It is far better than getting information second and third hand through a game of telephone.

 

[Symbiote]

So basically my criteria follows like this

pain-free
instantantenous or takes maximum of seconds
mess-free, no bullets or anything of such

can i please have suggestions thanks

If people on here knew about a method, the site membership would plummet.

The method you ask for either doesn't exist or hasn't been found in the wild yet. So all you'll get is smart-ass answers.

 

[x~Sophia~x]

Try this one

 

[Symbiote]

There was a song that if you listened to it, you would die instantly after hearing it.

So I played one of Cardi B's songs.

 

[Tkmiz_Tsukumizu]

heroin overdose

 

[ropingsubhuman]

heroin overdose

just become vegetable theorem

Read the Peaceful Pill Handbook. It ranks methods by a variety of factors such as accessibility, peacefulness, efficiency. It is far better than getting information second and third hand through a game of telephone.

can you send link i cant find

 

[mirko]

just become vegetable theorem

can you send link i cant find

It's in the resource thread. Press ctrl+f and search for "peaceful pill"

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

So basically my criteria follows like this

pain-free
instantantenous or takes maximum of seconds
mess-free, no bullets or anything of such

can i please have suggestions thanks

 

[Tkmiz_Tsukumizu]

just become vegetable theorem

can you send link i cant find

Why ask dumb questions if you don't expect dumb answers?

 

[x~Sophia~x]

just become vegetable theorem

can you send link i cant find

You'll be asking one of us to ctb for you next
Are you like this at work?

 

[ropingsubhuman]

Why ask dumb questions if you don't expect dumb answers?

believe me you think you are being smartass right now but you are nothing but a jester for my amusement

You'll be asking one of us to ctb for you next
Are you like this at work?

do you ever get bored of your pissweak rebuttals?

 

[ropingsubhuman]

lol it's just sheer laziness - you want everyone to do all the work for you - so that's what you get, and it's all you deserve.

i live rent free in your peanut skull

 

[Symbiote]

look, i dont want to waste time spending hours searching for something that a person here will tell in a matter of seconds alright? if you dont want to help dont help ffs

That person is most likely dead since they passed instantly after warping to 1945 Hiroshima JP.

 

[jakaka]

damn crazy joke everybody is laughing

look, i dont want to waste time spending hours searching for something that a person here will tell in a matter of seconds alright? if you dont want to help dont help ffs

Well that sucks. You're going to have to if this is something you actually want. I've been on here researching for 2 months now. I've spent hours upon hours scowering threads for information, chatting with members. It's how it works. Don't like it? Go somewhere else.

 

[jakaka]

shut the fuck up if you aren't going to answer my question sassy cuck

Don't worry admins will take care of you. You'll be banned sooner or later.

 

[Tkmiz_Tsukumizu]

shut the fuck up if you aren't going to answer my question sassy cuck

>he can't search for his questions on a forum.
Come on man does everyone have to hold your hand, are you an adult or a child?

 

[ropingsubhuman]

>he can't search for his questions on a forum.
Come on man does everyone have to hold your hand, are you an adult or a child?

not an electron

 

[ropingsubhuman]

alright hope you get banned then for making useless threads.

not a pixel

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

damn crazy joke everybody is laughing

look, i dont want to waste time spending hours searching for something that a person here will tell in a matter of seconds alright? if you dont want to help dont help ffs

just become vegetable theorem

shut the fuck up if you aren't going to answer my question sassy cuck

 

[aneurysm]

Do not try to get the community to tell you what to do, only you can choose your path and actions.

A mod needs to clarify this rule because I don't agree with your interpretation of it. What it means is to not ask to people wether or not you should kill yourself. Like, asking people if you should live or not.
This forum is basically to discuss methods so your interpretation wouldn't make sense since this is what people here do all the time: discussing methods and giving information to each others

only provide factual information and emotional support

this, basically.

OP's initial came out as bit naive and all that, but I feel like some of you guys were just plain mean. They are new here, so it's normal for them to be a bit disoriented and they just asked, and you didn't have to reply in such a dry way, and especially considering OP is suicidal :(

Sorry OP

 

[Life_and_Death]

A mod needs to clarify this rule because I don't agree with your interpretation of it.

Encourage acts, ask for encouragement, or help anyone commit any acts.

• Do not encourage, suggest, manipulate, coerce, or help users carry out acts of any nature whatsoever, including suicide; only provide factual information and emotional support to those who ask for it. Do not try to get the community to tell you what to do, only you can choose your path and actions.

i feel this is very clear