Quitter
Member
- Sep 4, 2019
- 77
"Hey, how's it going?"
"I'm great, thanks for asking! [Hopefully I'll get run over by a truck and die on impact any day now]"
"I haven't really heard from you lately."
"Haha, yeah, I've been busy... [literally binged a whole Netflix series without getting up from the bed except to eat and shit because you're miserable and a chronic escapist]"
"So, what are you up to?"
"Oh, you know, I'm doing [something productive you gave up a long time ago but are too embarrassed to tell anyone]"
Anyone else lie constantly?
"I'm great, thanks for asking! [Hopefully I'll get run over by a truck and die on impact any day now]"
"I haven't really heard from you lately."
"Haha, yeah, I've been busy... [literally binged a whole Netflix series without getting up from the bed except to eat and shit because you're miserable and a chronic escapist]"
"So, what are you up to?"
"Oh, you know, I'm doing [something productive you gave up a long time ago but are too embarrassed to tell anyone]"
Anyone else lie constantly?