Karate Monkey

[Deadfrogwalking]

Just a little break in the routine, perhaps a giggle or cool blow to relieve the tension.

My Karate Monkey is a fictional character I created to make me laugh Instead of cry or act out in anger when the world vexes me.
I speak of him frequently, my friends and acquaintances think I'm crazy when I do so, i threaten to unleash him when people are deameaning, unpleasant or rude.

My Karate Monkey is always there for me, he never laughs at or judges me, he comforts me when I'm down and listens when my angry banter makes no sense as I scream, ever patient, always calm, always on my side, fearing nothing he takes all comers with ease, his wit is endless, his knowledge has no boundaries, being a Monkey he does not suffer from the human condition nor is he susceptible to the flaws of mankind, he just swings from the branches of the trees in my mind and encourages me to breathe when chaos builds inside my personal hell, then puts out the fires out with his awesome Karate moves and banana peels so I may see through the smoke, he will never fail me.

Sorry all, it's just where I go sometimes,
I may be losing it but my Karate Monkey is as sane as a Monkey can be.

 

[casual_existence]

All the bananas to him!

 

[NoAIarmsNoSurprises]

That's very sweet. The mind can be a very powerful tool when it comes to comfort in our darkest hour. I too am trying to use my imagination to my advantage during these last few days. Best wishes.

 

[oneeyed]

When I read the title I thought... If someone trained a monkey to be an assassin for ctb purposes, they should hold off and go do the cia and make a fortune.

 

[Forever Sleep]

My friend thinks I have an alter ego. I think it's kind of funny- I didn't think about it before other people noticed it in me. On the one hand, I am quite shy and quiet but on the other, I have taken risks in life. Plus- if people push me too far, I stop taking all their shit! So yeah, my friend made up this kick-ass ego for me and when she's needed, I call on her.