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JazzyWolfWhistle

Specialist
Sep 10, 2018
347
jump in there and let them kill you.
 
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MachineGunDani

Specialist
Sep 10, 2018
336
Lol ur on a roll tonight. If u do choose this method please make sure it's video taped lol
 
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starcrossedfate

Passenger
Sep 24, 2018
240
Zookeepers will probably tranquilize them before they let that happen.

Hmm... unless you duct-tape yourself with a bunch of pork shoulders and tenderloin meat and then jump in, that might speed up the process.
 
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Jovaras

Jovaras

Student
Oct 3, 2018
124
probably you will became the reason what an innocent animal will die in they attempt to rescue you
 
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Gainax

Gainax

Experienced
Oct 8, 2018
265
those poor caged animals deserve a treat
first make sure you gain weight, at least 30 pounds
before jumping into the cage sprinkle yourself with lemon and spread some mustard around your belly and legs
 
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Midnight

Beyond solace
Jun 30, 2018
624
If you are looking for the least peacefull way to ctb well then it's a good start. Being torn to shreds while still alive for most of the mauling process doesn't sound like a nice way to go. And like someone already said chances are high they will kill the animal in the process of saving you.
 
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millefeui

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Mar 31, 2018
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That would be wild.

Literally.

Don't do that otherwise the animal will be killed too. They always kill the animal...
 
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Limbo

Experienced
Oct 8, 2018
281
My advice would be to marinade yourself in the bathtub first with your favorite rub and sit there for 12 hours(dont forget salt and pepper). Then when you get the the cage set yourself on fire and jump over. You will cook and once the fire stops a delicious meal will be waiting for the tigers.
 
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Revok

Member
Oct 6, 2018
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I doubt most tigers in the zoo would instantly attack a human since they're not used to hunting. They'd probably be mostly confused for some time. Long enough for them to be tranquilized and you rescued. I also doubt if they started hunting you that it'd be quick. They're likely not hungry since well fed in the zoo, so it'd be mostly about having something alive to play with, rather than getting food. If you have ever seen a house cat with a mouse you know what I mean.

If you want to go for death by zoo animal, maybe jump into the gorilla habitat and start bullying a gorilla until it fights back.
 
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TAW122

TAW122

Emissary of the right to die.
Aug 30, 2018
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I don't think this is a good way to go, similar to what others' stated. If anything, there is a good chance of failure (being rescued or saved before death) and ending up in a worse situation (permanent, long term disability), making it even harder to ctb. Also, not to discourage you, but here is a story of someone being mauled to death by pitbulls, it's not pleasant at all, especially during the moments leading up to death.
 
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LifeSick

LifeSick

Eat the rich or die!
Sep 20, 2018
167
Like others have said, they will probably kill the animal trying to save you. I suggest you go try to find some predators in the wild instead.
 
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Made4TV

Made4TV

A hopeless hope junkie
Sep 17, 2018
574
I work at a zoo. Others are right. These animals would probably just play with you (although could do real damage...maybe not lethal) and they would be euthanized if that's what it took to get you to safety. And it would be hell all around for both staff and animal. Please don't.
 
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IG959

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Aug 14, 2018
430
Ouch
 
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JazzyWolfWhistle

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Sep 10, 2018
347
I was joking.
 
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Made4TV

A hopeless hope junkie
Sep 17, 2018
574
Well there are a lot of desperate people on here. You never know. And I don't want it to give anyone ideas.
 
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Arak

Enlightened
Sep 21, 2018
1,176
That zoo in Cape Town might have some appeal ... Someone suicided by getting himself eaten by a crocodile.
 
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lv-gras

fledermausßßßßßßßß
Jul 27, 2018
617
Zookeepers will probably tranquilize them before they let that happen.

Hmm... unless you duct-tape yourself with a bunch of pork shoulders and tenderloin meat and then jump in, that might speed up the process.

grab the tranquilizer! instant source of barbs!
 
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Goldie

Specialist
Sep 6, 2018
307
Animals are well-fed in zoos as others have said. Also the security to get inside will be significant.
They may also spot you as a threat before you even try as you would probably be hanging around there for some time whilst you contemplate it.
 
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Warlock
Jul 13, 2018
721
I don't know OP.

I don't think being eaten and mauled alive by a tiger is on the bucket list for me. But good thinking.
 
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tarina

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there are a few videos on you tube-ppl did jump or fall by accident into animal cages in zoos.morons
 
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