January 2019 PPH info

[Chinaski]

Yes folks, roll up, roll up, there's a Brand New Method hitting the PPH, according to this flyer for their latest roadshow. And boy, are you going to love it:

https://m.imgur.com/i8EZ7ng

"Afternoon tea will be served", apparently.

Personally I'm waiting for the February event in Bognor Regis, when former KGB Head of Public Relations Oleg Kalashnikov instructs us how to implement the Optical Apocalypse Method, whereby one can induce immediate and painless death through blinking in 13/8 time. Great for those in psych wards, maximum security jails, or trapped in a lift with Philip N.

 

[Moth]

Oohh, finally something decent happening in bognor

 

[Chinaski]

Oohh, finally something decent happening in bognor

I wouldn't drink the "afternoon tea" at that one though. The Litvinenko method is not one I'd recommend.

 

[Moth]

I wouldn't drink the "afternoon tea" at that one though. The Litvinenko method is not one I'd recommend.

I've heard it wasn't great, gotta admit I'm not fully familiar with litvinenkos death

 

[throwaway123]

Yes folks, roll up, roll up, there's a Brand New Method hitting the PPH, according to this flyer for their latest roadshow. And boy, are you going to love it:

https://m.imgur.com/i8EZ7ng

"Afternoon tea will be served", apparently.

Personally I'm waiting for the February event in Bognor Regis, when former KGB Head of Public Relations Oleg Kalashnikov instructs us how to implement the Optical Apocalypse Method, whereby one can induce immediate and painless death through blinking in 13/8 time. Great for those in psych wards, maximum security jails, or trapped in a lift with Philip N.

Is this real? It sounds almost too good to be true.

Ending your life by blinking? How is that supposed to work? Is it some sort of metaphor?

 

[Redt2go]

gwaf

 

[ReadyasEver]

This could be entertaining. Remind to update my software on the Ultimate BS Detector app before I indulge.

 

[creationisdeath]

Yes folks, roll up, roll up, there's a Brand New Method hitting the PPH, according to this flyer for their latest roadshow. And boy, are you going to love it:

https://m.imgur.com/i8EZ7ng

"Afternoon tea will be served", apparently.

Personally I'm waiting for the February event in Bognor Regis, when former KGB Head of Public Relations Oleg Kalashnikov instructs us how to implement the Optical Apocalypse Method, whereby one can induce immediate and painless death through blinking in 13/8 time. Great for those in psych wards, maximum security jails, or trapped in a lift with Philip N.

"discuss the push of scammers"
how appropriate

This sounds like some buzzfeed nonsense already.

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Oh wow! An improvised human self-destruct method? If this is legit, I won't have to work on the prototype.

Please whoever happens to be present at the event and records it, please share; I would be very grateful.

 

[Lifeisatrap]

The only superhuman power I wish I had. I wonder if this is legit. If so, how do you get a hold of this black venus guy?

 

[meowcat]

Yes folks, roll up, roll up, there's a Brand New Method hitting the PPH, according to this flyer for their latest roadshow. And boy, are you going to love it:

https://m.imgur.com/i8EZ7ng

"Afternoon tea will be served", apparently.

Personally I'm waiting for the February event in Bognor Regis, when former KGB Head of Public Relations Oleg Kalashnikov instructs us how to implement the Optical Apocalypse Method, whereby one can induce immediate and painless death through blinking in 13/8 time. Great for those in psych wards, maximum security jails, or trapped in a lift with Philip N.

hahaha

 

[gingerplum]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&sou...RhMT&ust=1547711442707583&cshid=1547625041154

I already had so many questions about the finger suicide method, and now I have so many more about the microphone in the urethra.

 

[Norest4thewicked]

A recording penis? Fingered to death? WTF?

 

[therhydler]

Lol

 

[creationisdeath]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiftqnH6PHfAhUHUa0KHcbdCOwQzPwBegQIARAC&url=https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6132925/Black-Venus-South-Korean-spy-met-Kim-Jong-Il.html&psig=AOvVaw00_qg2IgA0z5n5q8dARhMT&ust=1547711442707583&cshid=1547625041154

I already had so many questions about the finger suicide method, and now I have so many more about the microphone in the urethra.

At least this comment is accurate:
>Raising the middle digit in front of the Fatboy would be a sure way of killing yourself with one finger.

 

[JustAboutDone]

Yes folks, roll up, roll up, there's a Brand New Method hitting the PPH, according to this flyer for their latest roadshow. And boy, are you going to love it:

https://m.imgur.com/i8EZ7ng

"Afternoon tea will be served", apparently.

Personally I'm waiting for the February event in Bognor Regis, when former KGB Head of Public Relations Oleg Kalashnikov instructs us how to implement the Optical Apocalypse Method, whereby one can induce immediate and painless death through blinking in 13/8 time. Great for those in psych wards, maximum security jails, or trapped in a lift with Philip N.

Do you have to be a bonafide member of Exit to attend this event?

 

[Chinaski]

Do you have to be a bonafide member of Exit to attend this event?

I'm not sure, l think you have to certainly be over 50. If PN is now bringing assassins into the equation as he appears to be, l too would be interested in going just to see how much he's lost the plot, tbh. Their latest junk email contained a mass of text about how Dignitas are Bad, Actually because they're motivated by money before unleashing this advert for tea with an Exit endorsed Korean spy for a mere sixty quid.

 

[gingerplum]

I'm not sure, l think you have to certainly be over 50. If PN is now bringing assassins into the equation as he appears to be, l too would be interested in going just to see how much he's lost the plot, tbh. Their latest junk email contained a mass of text about how Dignitas are Bad, Actually because they're motivated by money before unleashing this advert for tea with an Exit endorsed Korean spy for a mere sixty quid.

The notice says:

The meeting will be preceeded by a short, public meeting that is
open to all.

Workshops are closed events; attendance reserved for those over 50 and people who are seriously ill.

 

[About_to_Go]

I can't stop smiling at the thought of the entire room successfully using the "finger method" on themselves at once while PN and the spy stand in horror.

 

[Chinaski]

The notice says:

The meeting will be preceeded by a short, public meeting that is
open to all.

That's good news for autograph hunters, at least.

 

[ReadyasEver]

Very sad actually, they really are not even trying to hide the scam anymore to the discerning eye.

 

[gingerplum]

That's good news for autograph hunters, at least.

God, I guess ghoulish people will crawl out of the woodwork for stuff like this. Yeesh.

 

[JustAboutDone]

God, I guess ghoulish people will crawl out of the woodwork for stuff like this. Yeesh.

Ahem. I was planning that weekend around going.

 

[gingerplum]

Ahem. I was planning that weekend around going.

Ghoul. Come eat carbs with me instead.

 

[JustAboutDone]

Ghoul. Come eat carbs with me instead.

But I want to meet Dr @Chinaski

 

[gingerplum]

But I want to meet Dr @Chinaski

That would be pretty cool. Also, I understand tea will be served.

 

[meowcat]

Sometimes i feel at least these days that since n is so hard to get,the old methods such as full hanging is the only option left.i have SN in my kitchen but i don't feel like getting a massive headache followed by puking my guts out.And then who knows what would happen next.
Last thing we need is to end up in a hospital after a attempt that did'nt work.
That is scary.
Easier to either do N or do a full hang.
I think most guys or girls have had success with traditional methods

 

[JustAboutDone]

That would be pretty cool. Also, I understand tea will be served.

Am taking my own flask of coffee and I'm going to dress up an as Old Person with a knitted cardigan and brown wrinkly tights

 

[Johnnythefox]

£63 for a three hour session on how to successfully ram your fist down your throat or strangle yourself with your bare hands.

As for the tea, I'd be expecting Liptons in a China cup and a selection of luxury cakes and biscuits. Knowing PN you'll probably have to help yourself from an urn with a Styrofoam cup and settle for a lidls own brand rich tea biscuit.

I think he should be sent an invite to join us on here for a discussion!
But wait... How would we pay him?

 

[ReadyasEver]

Ahem. I was planning that weekend around going.

Shaking head, threw arms up in air,