Job ads in 2021 be like: "Are you a team player looking for a fun and competitive work environment?
Our goal-driven team will be just like your family, unless you're not a smiling perky, extroverted fresh out the diploma mill graduate- then we'll have to kindly disown you. We didn't ghost your last email, no no, we'd never do that. You just didn't make it to the next phase of the hiring process, sweatie.
Now, assuming you've passed your preliminary Meyers-Briggs Jungian star sign extroversion correlation tests, there are some further qualifications you'll need to have. First, we require 10+ years of experience in *insert software that was developed in 2015* here.
Secondly, you need a bachelor's, masters, and PhD in any field that isn't art or English. Open University doesn't count. You also must have at least 4 years of volunteering and customer service experience, while being able to demonstrate that you excelled in a plethora of extracurricular activities.
Wait, you haven't completed at least 600 LeetCode problems? I'm sorry, we'll have to move on to the next candidate. You didn't make the cut. Try being more competitive in the job market next time, plebeian. "