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Someone123
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- Oct 19, 2021
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Doesn't it seem like for most people who commit suicide the original main cause is farting?
I might not have been 100% serious.Some people believe far things are worse, but I feel near things can be even more brutal.
But seriously though. Some people might have a condition that makes them fart all the time. And in that case I can see why they'd want to ctb, Also, speaking philosophically, a world where you can't fart in piece without someone complaining and a world where the bodies are so weak and devolved that they fart instead of just magically making food go away, are either of those worlds that good?
That is why I was joking.I might not have been 100% serious.
Is that so?Everyone that drinks water dies, look it up. It ain't the farts.
See you in 3!Is that so?
Stop drinking it for roughly 3 days and report back!
I guess I'm just not the most mature person. :)My nickname is Chernobyl-anus. Okay it isn't really, but it would be funny if it were.
Also OP I think we are all concerned about you at this point.
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Maybe it's time for me to switch from farts to burps- maybe I need to mix it up some. I do remember one thing Howard Stern said on his talk show- when farts stop being funny he's going to be out of business. That's a slight exagerration, but there's a hint of truth to it. :)My nickname is Chernobyl-anus. Okay it isn't really, but it would be funny if it were.
Also OP I think we are all concerned about you at this point.
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