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nitrogen

nitrogen

Schrödinger's cat
Nov 5, 2019
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I'm going on a meditation retreat in Yosemite National Park for about 4 days, leaving in half an hr. The ambitious goal is to gain better control over my racing thoughts - reduce the frequency of suicidal ideation from 43000X/day to 1020X/day.

During this time, I won't touch any electronic device.

I hope I'll be shocked by your posts upon my return. Remember, I'm not easily offended, only easily bored; so the weirder and randomer the better.

Wish me luck that I won't get abducted by aliens, stricken by lightning, eaten by bears or Bigfoot, find isolated staircases in the woods.

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Ciao, my whimsically inventive sweet SS mothafakas.
 
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Soulless_Angel

Soulless_Angel

existence is futile
Jul 10, 2019
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is that image were you are going? I fucking hate you!! so fucking jealous, If not then erm?
 
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Lethe

Lethe

Fey
Sep 19, 2019
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Isolated staircases in the woods, that's a nice obscure one that I appreciate. Good luck on your retreat, it sounds awesome!
 
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Have fun...

 
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Epsilon0

Enlightened
Dec 28, 2019
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Good luck and don't forget that the main point about meditation is to try to think of as many things as possible at the same time, while stressing out about what is, what has been, and what will be, as well as going over all the mistakes you ever made, in excruciating detail.

Also, it helps if you re-play in your head conflicts you've has on this forum, and generally try to feel as bad as possible about what random strangers on the internet say to you and about you.

For more free advice on how to live your life and what is best for you please contact [email protected]
 
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Aw that email didn't work! Fake news! Scammer :blarg:
 
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Epsilon0

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itsamadworld

itsamadworld

i wanna die somewhere like up there
Mar 15, 2020
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If you see a bear, don't run, act tough, or climb up a tree...HOWEVER, if you want to die, (like I do, and probably almost everyone on this site, accept for the occasional think-they-do-gooders and pro-lifers) I suggest you run slowly, trip on a stump, and act really afraid! ...I prefer a more peaceful passing personally, looking at the SN possibly buying a new 38 special/ revolver....being mauled by a bear or a bobcat, not my thing! ;)But to each their own. Best wishes! :D
 
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Epsilon0

Enlightened
Dec 28, 2019
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Death by bear.

@itsamadworld

Do you think it's 100% sure? Should I cover myself in honey? Or eat honey? Do you know where I can get honey on the Dark Web?
 
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I saw a bear in the wild once. He was cute. I wanted to give him a hug.
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Epsilon0

Enlightened
Dec 28, 2019
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Are you sure you didn't just see a teddy bear at Tesco's?
 
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Yomyom

Yomyom

Darker dearie, much darker
Feb 5, 2020
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Epsilon0 said:
Good luck and don't forget that the main point about meditation is to try to think of as many things as possible at the same time, while stressing out about what is, what has been, and what will be, as well as going over all the mistakes you ever made, in excruciating detail.
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That's an interesting perspective that I didn't hear about it.

But I don't think that's meditation, in meditation you release everything, you release your thoughts and give up control, you just watch.
You don't try to fix your problems in meditation.

But I think Alan Watts explain it better than my sucks english


Edit- I'm really need to learn sarcasm in English, or maybe shut up a little
 
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Epsilon0

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Dec 28, 2019
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Yomyom said:
That's an interesting perspective that I didn't hear about it.

But I don't think that's meditation, in meditation you release everything, you release your thoughts and give up control, you just watch.
You don't try to fix your problems in meditation.

But I think Alan Watts explain it better than my sucks english
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The post is called "weird random shit".
My reply was not at all serious.
 
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Here you go @nitrogen enjoy...
 
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MartyByrde

MartyByrde

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Mar 15, 2020
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nitrogen said:
I'm going on a meditation retreat in Yosemite National Park for about 4 days, leaving in half an hr. The ambitious goal is to gain better control over my racing thoughts - reduce the frequency of suicidal ideation from 43000X/day to 1020X/day.

During this time, I won't touch any electronic device.

I hope I'll be shocked by your posts upon my return. Remember, I'm not easily offended, only easily bored; so the weirder and randomer the better.

Wish me luck that I won't get abducted by aliens, stricken by lightning, eaten by bears or Bigfoot, find isolated staircases in the woods.

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Ciao, my whimsically inventive sweet SS mothafakas.
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This sounds like an awesome get away. How is the retreat able to get around Yosemite's closure? Yesterday, I was reading about the wildlife there exploding in activity now that there are no humans around.
 
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Epsilon0 said:
Are you sure you didn't just see a teddy bear at Tesco's?
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I've never seen a bear in Tesco's but I did get thrown out of Sainsbury's once for hanging round in the cooler section. We were excavating a Medieval shop front opposite Sainsbury's in the summer. It was so hot, I used to spend break times in the cooler section chilling out. They got suspicious lol.
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I was reading about the wildlife there exploding
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Out of context ninja...
 
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Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
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itsamadworld

itsamadworld

i wanna die somewhere like up there
Mar 15, 2020
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Epsilon0 said:
Death by bear.

@itsamadworld

Do you think it's 100% sure? Should I cover myself in honey? Or eat honey? Do you know where I can get honey on the Dark Web?
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I think regular honey would suffice! I'd avoid the knockoff honey, that's basically just sugar cane, no bees involved in the production.... but personally, I never tried this method of death or heard of any other person running slowly thru the woods covered in honey! If it's a not clear it was a suicide, I'd be concerned about winning the Darwin Death Award....:D
 
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puppy9

puppy9

au revoir
Jun 13, 2019
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I hope you get so enlighten that you turn into the cat on your profile pic. I wanna adopt you and give you hugs and kisses everyday.:kiss::kiss::kiss:
I call dibs on op first.
 
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I've never seen a bear in Tesco's but I did get thrown out of Sainsbury's once for hanging round in the cooler section. We were excavating a Medieval shop front opposite Sainsbury's in the summer. It was so hot, I used to spend break times in the cooler section chilling out. They got suspicious lol.

Out of context ninja...
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Noooo they deleted my gif! :aw:
 
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jgm63

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Oct 28, 2019
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Nitrogen is going to be gone for a while....

Well, my friends, the time has come
To raise the roof and have some fun
Throw away the work to be done
Let the music play on (play on, play on, play on...)
Everybody sing, everybody dance
Lose yourself in wild romance
We're going to Party, Karamu, Fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along!
We're going to Party, Karamu, Fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along!
All night long (all night), All night (all night)
All night long (all night), All night (all night)
All night long (all night), All night (all night)
All night long! (all night), Ooh, yeah (all night)
People dancing all in the street
See the rhythm all in their feet
Life is good, wild and sweet
Let the music play on...(Play on, play on, play on...)
Feel it in your heart and feel it in your soul
Let the music take control
We're going to Party, Liming, Fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along
We're going to Party, Liming, Fiesta, forever
Come on and sing my song!
All night long (all night), oooh, (all night)
All night long (all night), yeaz, (all night)
All night long (all night), yeah, (all night)
All night long (all night)...(all night)
Yeah, once you get started you can't sit down
Come join the fun, it's a merry-go-round
Everyone's dancing their troubles away
Come join our party, See how we play!
Come on! Come on!
Everybody dance like Jimmy
Come on!
Tam bo li de say de moi ya
Hey Jambo Jumbo
Way to parti o we goin'
Oh, jambali
Tam bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, Jambo, jumbo
Oh, O, O, O, yes
We're going to have a party! (Yeah... ugh)
All night long (all night), All night, (all night)
All night long (all night), All night, (all night)
All night long (all night), All night, (all night)
All night long (all night)...
Everyone you meet (all night)
They're jamming in the street (all night)
All night long! (All night)
Everyone you meet (all night)
They're jamming in the street (all night)
All night long! (All night)
Everybody come on!
Feel good! Feel good!
Come on!
Come on!
Sing about here, everybody!
All night long (all night), All night, (all night)
All night long (all night), All night, (all night)
Come on now
All night long (all night), All night, (all night)

[....FADE....]
 
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not-2-b-the-answer

Archangel
Mar 23, 2018
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Epsilon0 said:
Death by bear.

@itsamadworld

Do you think it's 100% sure? Should I cover myself in honey? Or eat honey? Do you know where I can get honey on the Dark Web?
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The Dark Web … Like Walmart.com or Amazon.com They are evil :devil:
 
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