Help I want to sign my note in my blood. How can I get some?

[LikeAPendulum]

I've been trying to get a nosebleed for the past days, and yet I cant seem to bleed. Desperate, I've been considering slicing some part of my arm with a steak knife, but I don't like cutting, and the last time i did, it didn't bleed a lot.

How can I get a fair amount of blood to sign my note with?

 

[KuroiSH]

I don't know about a fair amount of blood, but you could prick yourself with something like a sewing needle deep enough that the tip of your finger becomes something like a makeshift brush. It'd probably be very hard to make anything readable, though.

 

[locked*n*loaded]

You could use one of those lancets that diabetics use to prick their finger.

 

[Suicidebydeath]

It would be difficult to write anything legible in blood. It would be more practical to buy a fountain pen with ink specifically designed to look like blood, and write in that, then dispose of it afterwards. If you just want to leave a signature in your own blood, then use a diabetic lancet and use a drop of blood. It won't be possible to write one.

 

[Ambivalent1]

Oh Jesus...

 

[taiberjames]

Back then in the army medical unit we welcomed the new medic with such welcome sign..
Since we had i.v equipment and drew blood often it was quite easy to get a bit of my blood into a cup.
The newbies were amused, but since your death will already be horrible sight for the one who recive it..
I would spare them from that gag

Also as mentioned above, it was hard to write that way, so we had to keep it short

 

[LikeAPendulum]

It would be difficult to write anything legible in blood. It would be more practical to buy a fountain pen with ink specifically designed to look like blood, and write in that, then dispose of it afterwards. If you just want to leave a signature in your own blood, then use a diabetic lancet and use a drop of blood. It won't be possible to write one.

I think i can manage an eligible signature with a reed pen made from a drinking straw.

Still haven't been able to get my nose to bleed. Been getting ready to just simply cut my forearm with a steak knife. Might as well do it the hard way.