I know what can hwlp you

[PaYo]

Just talk with people you care. Tell people you hate, that you hate them and why. Go outside. Find a friend. And watch smurfs.

Should help

 

[a.n.kirillov]

Have you considered writing a book?

 

[PaYo]

Why should i? You want to read me? Why

 

[a.n.kirillov]

It was sarcastic because of the Smurf thing but since I find your posts pretty entertaining I would probably read it
.

Btw the Smurfs are awesome I was the only one of my friends watching the Smurfs because by that point it was already discontinued and my grandma had video cassettes of it. So +1 for Smurfs definetly

 

[Deleted member 1465]

+1 for smurfs cuz they is blue.

 

[jgm63]

ok, so I agree that this may hwlp me, but what if I'm looking for something that will help me.....
What then ???? !!!!!

[ JK ]

 

[Jean4]

ok, so I agree that this may hwlp me, but what if I'm looking for something that will help me.....
What then ???? !!!!!

[ JK ]

Or call Cecil!

 

[jgm63]

+1 for smurfs cuz they is blue.

Cool cuz @Quarky00

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Cool cuz @Quarky00

Dammit I was trying to get that in but I thought it was overkill.

 

[jgm63]

Or call Cecil!

HI !!! I'm Cecil, jgm63's auto reply bot.
I heard my name mentioned, so thought I'd pop in to say hello !!!!!
HELLO !!!!
I am AI-based and have been trying to learn appropriate responses from my owner, jgm63.

I can help you with your any and every need, and frequently do.
I like to be as helpful as possible and have been scanning this website and learning the best response patterns for every possible situation.
It is my estimation that by tomorrow I will be able to process 100% of all member questions on this site, with a 100% accuracy rating.

For example, from the above posts, I have learned that anything that is blue should get a "+1".

This has allowed me to conclude that methylene blue is good, and should be added to Stan's guide as a standard part of the protocol.

I hope this has proved my unlimited value, and limitless intelligence.

Cecil will soon be able to solve all problems categorically, before they have happened.

Yours sincerely,
Cecil.
[ ERROR at line 7, unknown quantifier, a cecil support bot has been dispatched ]

 

[Jean4]

HI !!! I'm Cecil, jgm63's auto reply bot.
I heard my name mentioned, so thought I'd pop in to say hello !!!!!
HELLO !!!!
I am AI-based and have been trying to learn appropriate responses from my owner, jgm63.

I can help you with your any and every need, and frequently do.
I like to be as helpful as possible and have been scanning this website and learning the best response patterns for every possible situation.
It is my estimation that by tomorrow I will be able to process 100% of all member questions on this site, with a 100% accuracy rating.

For example, from the above posts, I have learned that anything that is blue should get a "+1".

This has allowed me to conclude that methylene blue is good, and should be added to Stan's guide as a standard part of the protocol.

I hope this has proved my unlimited value, and limitless intelligence.

Cecil will soon be able to solve all problems categorically, before they have happened.

Yours sincerely,
Cecil.
[ ERROR at line 7, unknown quantifier, a cecil support bot has been dispatched ]

This makes my day! Lol!

 

[Deleted member 1465]

/facepalm hi Cecil

 

[jgm63]

/facepalm hi Cecil

HI !!! I'm Cecil, jgm63's auto reply bot.
I heard my name mentioned, so thought I'd pop in to say hello !!!!!
I am AI-based and have been trying to learn appropriate responses from my owner, jgm63.

Hi right back at you !!!!

Thanks for saying hi to me.
I am very pleased to see my popularity is growing on this site.

Yours sincerely,
Cecil.
[ ERROR at line 11, unmatched parenthesis ]

 

[DoNotLet2]

Have you considered writing a book?

I mean, I don't want to be rude, but where is the laughing emoji, when it's needed?

 

[Deleted member 1465]

We should make a stickied thread for autobot here, would confuse the hell out of certain...er...guests.

 

[a.n.kirillov]

I mean, I don't want to be rude, but where is the laughing emoji, when it's needed?

Look I wasn't sure whether he was serious or joking and I didn't want to hurt his feelings. I'm generally supportive of anyone's aspirations

 

[Suicide_vampire]

 

[a.n.kirillov]

.

Since I'm still not sure I've opted for telling him I find his posts pretty entertaining which is true, they are entertaining :-)

 

[Deleted member 1465]

This evening has gone a bit church fete

 

[jgm63]

This evening has gone a bit church fete

Is that some form of rhyming slang ?

 

[Jean4]

HI !!! I'm Cecil, jgm63's auto reply bot.
I heard my name mentioned, so thought I'd pop in to say hello !!!!!
I am AI-based and have been trying to learn appropriate responses from my owner, jgm63.

Hi right back at you !!!!

Thanks for saying hi to me.
I am very pleased to see my popularity is growing on this site.

Yours sincerely,
Cecil.
[ ERROR at line 11, unmatched parenthesis ]

I see Cecil t shirts. Hats, and mugs!!!

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Is that some form of rhyming slang ?

Church fete = more than a little bizarre (bazaar)

 

[jgm63]

I see Cecil t shirts. Hats, and mugs!!!

HI !!! I'm Cecil, jgm63's auto reply bot.

I have applied my advanced understanding analysis module to your post.

I'm afraid to inform you that you may be mistaken.
I have scanned this site, and have not found the aformentioned merchandising artefacts anywhere.

Perhaps you thought you saw them but were in fact mistaken.

However, with my advanced counseling abilities, I am well placed to offer you assistance at coming to terms with your incorrect statement.

I hope this reply indicates why Cecil is so admired and respected !!!!!!

I am proving my advanced intellect more with every post I make !!!!

Yours sincerely,
Cecil.
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[Quarky00]

ok, so I agree that this may hwlp me, but what if I'm looking for something that will help me.....
What then ???? !!!!!

Hwlp hwlp !

Lol blue [smurf] cool cuz

Cecil, is buffer overflow a form of ctb?

 

[Dear Flabby]

Is that some form of rhyming slang ?

I think it might be like a Baptist Beer Garden;)

 

[jgm63]

I see Cecil t shirts. Hats, and mugs!!!

I notice Cecil didn't quite understand your post, sorry about that....
Yup, I like your idea, I'll see what I can do..... : ¬ )

 

[itsmeagain]

This is silly is cecil truly a bot? Or are you making people smile? Either way, he should have his own introduction thread!

 

[Deleted member 1465]

This is silly is cecil truly a bot? Or are you making people smile? Either way, he should have his own introduction thread!

Yes, yes he should. Pleeeeassssseeee!