We hate the pro-lifers and they spend their whole lifetime to shut us down. What if we change this forum a little bit to hide us better? We just pretend to be normies functioning members of the society. What if we all stop being suicidal and try to make the best of what God has provided to us. We just start to be a little bit thankful that our parents gave us this life. Finally. We try to cherish life, we try to get a 9 to 5 job, we just stop being suicidal. And all their meaning of life will vanish. We will destroy them. We can destroy them by turning pro-life. Genius move isn't it?
Here are some suggestions to improve this forum:
First we change the domain: Instead of Sanctioned Suicide we call it either Unsanctioned Suicide or Sanctioned Lifeworshipping. I am not sure whether these domains are sold yet.
Another step: every member has to upload his face, passport, porn preferences and maybe a nude to verify him or herself. It is a necessity for the age verification process. Of course don't worry about your privacy everything will be kept confidential. If someone dares to say something slightly positive about suicide these documents might get used for negotiations (or blackmailing) but well these members will deserve it.
We ban the word suicide. We also ban all metaphors or allusions to suicide. We also ban all abbreviations with such a connotation. We just pretend there was no suicide and suicidal ideation and the problem will be fixed. It is that simple.
This forum should initiate a petition against everything that could be used as suicide method. This petition might be difficult to start without using the word suicide but I think the victory will be ours. Eventually.
We should start a gofundme campaign for the project to establish a prison sentence for attempting suicide. And everyone who does not support that should get the death penalty.
Instead of venting about our horrible lives. We should start praying and believing in the holy justice. If life spits us in our face and humiliates us. Well maybe we deserved it. We have to be thankful for the small things. You live in poverty? Kids in Africa dream to be poor in America. You live on the streets and get harrassed on a regular basis? Well the people who get harrassed in Africa don't even have streets. You were sexually abused or are a victim of domestic violence. God has for everything a purpose just believe in his holy justice. We pray for the people who have done that to you. (or other cynical bullshit). You can't afford food. Well at least you are not dead. Have you ever thought about that?
Edit: For everyone who has not noticed it. This is a joke. And I don't mean anything of this serious. It is irony.
Here are some suggestions to improve this forum:
First we change the domain: Instead of Sanctioned Suicide we call it either Unsanctioned Suicide or Sanctioned Lifeworshipping. I am not sure whether these domains are sold yet.
Another step: every member has to upload his face, passport, porn preferences and maybe a nude to verify him or herself. It is a necessity for the age verification process. Of course don't worry about your privacy everything will be kept confidential. If someone dares to say something slightly positive about suicide these documents might get used for negotiations (or blackmailing) but well these members will deserve it.
We ban the word suicide. We also ban all metaphors or allusions to suicide. We also ban all abbreviations with such a connotation. We just pretend there was no suicide and suicidal ideation and the problem will be fixed. It is that simple.
This forum should initiate a petition against everything that could be used as suicide method. This petition might be difficult to start without using the word suicide but I think the victory will be ours. Eventually.
We should start a gofundme campaign for the project to establish a prison sentence for attempting suicide. And everyone who does not support that should get the death penalty.
Instead of venting about our horrible lives. We should start praying and believing in the holy justice. If life spits us in our face and humiliates us. Well maybe we deserved it. We have to be thankful for the small things. You live in poverty? Kids in Africa dream to be poor in America. You live on the streets and get harrassed on a regular basis? Well the people who get harrassed in Africa don't even have streets. You were sexually abused or are a victim of domestic violence. God has for everything a purpose just believe in his holy justice. We pray for the people who have done that to you. (or other cynical bullshit). You can't afford food. Well at least you are not dead. Have you ever thought about that?
Edit: For everyone who has not noticed it. This is a joke. And I don't mean anything of this serious. It is irony.
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