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Tinkerer
Hand me my shovel!
- Mar 5, 2024
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I plan to use a shotgun, which is likely one of the most effective methods, but also one of the most traumatizing for anyone who stumbles in on the aftermath. At least I don't have to worry about an open casket, since I'll be cremated. I heard there's this thing you can do, where you can have your ashes used as fertilizer for a tree. I really like that idea, since it would be actually making use of my worthless ass. Any thoughts on this, or alternative funerals?