i am god AMA

[okyeah]

ask me anything.

 

[NumbItAll]

why did you create such a shitty universe

 

[okyeah]

why did you create such a shitty universe

because i like to watch things explode

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

What's your beard like these days? Is it more old school/Santa Claus or have you gone metro/lumbersexual?

 

[Jazavac]

Could you make some money appear in my pocket?

 

[okyeah]

What's your beard like these days? Is it more old school/Santa Claus or have you gone metro/lumbersexual?

The media has brainwashed you to think i am an old geezer (to make me appear wise) when in reality i take on the appearance of a 25 year old college burnout with a pedo moustache and a double chin.

 

[Smilla]

no fuck you

Fuck off, God

 

[Jazavac]

no fuck you

About what I expected tbh.

 

[okyeah]

Fuck off, God

it appears this poor person has been stricken with ligma...

 

[Whatshername]

Fuck off, God

I concur.

Dear God:
I'm not going to ask you anything. You don't have the answers because you don't exist.

 

[okyeah]

I concur.

Dear God:
I'm not going to ask you anything. You don't have the answers because you don't exist.

just touched myself an hour ago so it appears i am real but fine live in ignorance my child

 

[okyeah]

Why have you created fucking cancer?

stop being so negative. i created fortnite too. No one seems to thank me for that though huh?

 

[Miss clefable]

Why have u not killed me yet

 

[MsM3talGamer]

stop being so negative. i created fortnite too. No one seems to thank me for that though huh?

You mean Fortnite that game for dumb tweens? LOL

 

[sólstafir]

i hate your creation, giant rock floating in universe is not impressive, your way of showing your love is weird, you forced your son to die in must brutal way, i feel sorry for jesus to have a "loving" dad like that, but say hi to him

 

[okyeah]

Why have u not killed me yet

ur suffering tickles my balls.

 

[okyeah]

You mean Fortnite that game for dumb tweens? LOL

dabs

 

[okyeah]

i hate your creation, giant rock floating in universe is not impressive, your way of showing your love is weird, you forced your son to die in must brutal way, i feel sorry for jesus to have a "loving" dad like that, but say hi to him

u forgot the part where i fucked mary in the bushes while joseph was at work

 

[okyeah]

You need a hand grenade to the balls for all the suffering you've created.

just dont suffer then lol

 

[okyeah]

Why did you make Piers Morgan

u guys made him who he is

 

[Circles]

What created you? Do you hate us?

 

[okyeah]

What created you? Do you hate us?

i am in all things...your wife included.

 

[Pegasus]

Why did you make Piers Morgan

He crawled out of the devil's asshole.

 

[Circles]

i am in all things...your wife included.

Wait are you in me too? Wtf bruh atleast wear protection.

 

[okyeah]

Wait are you in me too? Wtf bruh atleast wear protection.

im deep in ur guts babe

 

[Circles]

im deep in ur guts babe

Can you empty my intestines then? I haven't dumped in days.

 

[okyeah]

Can you empty my intestines then? I haven't dumped in days.

absolutely brutal, lay off the opioids

 

[Circles]

absolutely brutal, lay off the opioids

Can you help me or nah? Just lube everything up so it all comes out smooth and sparkling.

 

[okyeah]

Can you help me or nah? Just lube everything up so it all comes out smooth and sparkling.

i am the shit itself. i am the gut. i am the toilet water the shit will fall into. i am your microbiome. it is too late for you my child. if you can't shit then you are beyond my help.

 

[Xerxes]

Hey it's Satan, when can I come back to the garden of Eden?