KadathianStr1d3r

KadathianStr1d3r

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Nov 21, 2018
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I'm a student and I am unemployed in a place where jobs are scarce. I'm trying to get temporary financial assistance but nobody is really helping me get there. I need an income that can help me continue my therapy sessions and prescription needs while also staving off my credit card payments. $125 a month would be ideal for my current situation, if anybody can point me in the right direction it will be greatly appreciated.
Thanks!
 
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Daniela

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Feb 23, 2019
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I am stranded at home with no bank account or anything like that. It is a miserably embarassing situation. If I had at least a PayPal account, I'd sell nude pictures.

However I am dead set on CBT, myself. I wouldn't recommend this on anyone unless they were determined they wanted to make a career out of it.
 
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KadathianStr1d3r

Shattered Mannequin
Nov 21, 2018
278
Yeah, no thanks!
I'm not going to start doing that anytime ever, well unless it's somewhere in the 1500$ a month then maybe just maybe I could possibly make something out of that. But that's just fantasy since I doubt anybody want's to pay to see a guy like me in that form! Yuck!
 
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Daniela

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Feb 23, 2019
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Yeah, no thanks!
I'm not going to start doing that anytime ever, well unless it's somewhere in the 1500$ a month then maybe just maybe I could possibly make something out of that. But that's just fantasy since I doubt anybody want's to pay to see a guy like me in that form! Yuck!

Yeah I have the fantasy of amassing enough money to buy substances to CBT with.
 
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Lefty

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Dec 7, 2018
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You can make a paypal account for free, the last time I checked. Most credit unions let you make a bank account for free. I'm not sure of your location. There are ways to make money online, but they won't pay much, you can answer surveys and they pay you a small amount of money.
 
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KadathianStr1d3r

Shattered Mannequin
Nov 21, 2018
278
Yeah I have the fantasy of amassing enough money to buy substances to CBT with.
Don't we all have fantasies on how we would like to CTB! I am semi-determined but recently I really can't seem to push myself to the possible plan of CTB itself ever coming to fruition! I'm cursed by a hopeful future and I just so happened to be poisoned or blessed with a possible series of paths I can take that might rid my current situation of despair. I dunno know, some people said I should be an actor while others really like my voice to be heard on the radio or on a stream! Damn these lovely people who still have faith in me! If only a pretty girl gaved my hug at least and told me she still had faith in me! The despair of being a KHV!
You can make a paypal account for free, the last time I checked. Most credit unions let you make a bank account for free. I'm not sure of your location. There are ways to make money online, but they won't pay much, you can answer surveys and they pay you a small amount of money.
Like how much "small amounts" are we talking? 20 cents a survey?
 
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Daniela

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Feb 23, 2019
303
You can make a paypal account for free, the last time I checked. Most credit unions let you make a bank account for free. I'm not sure of your location. There are ways to make money online, but they won't pay much, you can answer surveys and they pay you a small amount of money.

May PM you?
 
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Lefty

Mage
Dec 7, 2018
530
When I say small amounts, they can be as low as 20 cents, though some pay a few dollars. Have you looked into Amazon mechanical Clerk? They have various tasks that pay various amounts from cents to dollars. If you do a variety of tasks, you can make a good amount of pocket change. Again its not very much, but you can bring high double digits to low triple digits if you do it right.
May PM you?
Yeah
 
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KadathianStr1d3r

Shattered Mannequin
Nov 21, 2018
278
When I say small amounts, they can be as low as 20 cents, though some pay a few dollars. Have you looked into Amazon mechanical Clerk? They have various tasks that pay various amounts from cents to dollars. If you do a variety of tasks, you can make a good amount of pocket change. Again its not very much, but you can bring high double digits to low triple digits if you do it right.

Yeah
That sounds like a decent direction i can take for the time being. What kind of tasks will they be designating me?
 
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Lefty

Mage
Dec 7, 2018
530
It depends, it could be like data entry, input this data into spreadsheets, fill out surveys, its very remedial stuff, but if you do it a lot, the money will start to add up, even if its small amounts. I forgot to mention you will need an Amazon account, a normal account will do, last I checked. You can make an Amazon account for free.
 
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ArtsyDrawer

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Nov 8, 2018
1,441
...But that's just fantasy since I doubt anybody want's to pay to see a guy like me in that form! Yuck!
Never doubt the internet, my dude!

On a more serious note, I've started a pilot for my own internet money scheme, but you'd need to possibly take some serious loans for this.
P2P loans. The big problem is finding a legitimate business to do this with. The idea is that instead of banks, people lend money from you, in a way.
I think I'll need to draw this out to make the explanation clear to MYSELF first of all. lol
The idea is that a bunch of people gang up to give somebody, say, 10000$
dude 1 gives 500$, dude 2 gives 1000$, you give 100$, etc etc.
The loaner decides he wants to return in 64 payments, so you get... uh... 100*1/64 per month. It's too early to deal with accurate math over here.

There's a catch, though - you'll need loans and an alibi for said loans.
Since I'm epileptic, I have the perfect alibi - medical loans. Chatting "the bank girl" up about my condition and giving her gruesome detail in what I want done had her gagging and changing colors in about five minutes. :pfff:
The idea came AFTER the loan, admittedly.
I wasn't lying entirely, though. I haven't actually touched that pile of money. Yet. I'm just not planning on returning it if everything works out fine, though.

A second catch is that if you want the best conditions, you'd need to dominate the loan. That's... that's a bit complicated for the initial description, but yeah, look into P2P loans. The age of the internet made some asinine things fascinating.
 
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KadathianStr1d3r

Shattered Mannequin
Nov 21, 2018
278
It depends, it could be like data entry, input this data into spreadsheets, fill out surveys, its very remedial stuff, but if you do it a lot, the money will start to add up, even if its small amounts. I forgot to mention you will need an Amazon account, a normal account will do, last I checked. You can make an Amazon account for free.
I'll check it out when i get the chance, thanks!
 
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KadathianStr1d3r

Shattered Mannequin
Nov 21, 2018
278
Never doubt the internet, my dude!

On a more serious note, I've started a pilot for my own internet money scheme, but you'd need to possibly take some serious loans for this.
P2P loans. The big problem is finding a legitimate business to do this with. The idea is that instead of banks, people lend money from you, in a way.
I think I'll need to draw this out to make the explanation clear to MYSELF first of all. lol
The idea is that a bunch of people gang up to give somebody, say, 10000$
dude 1 gives 500$, dude 2 gives 1000$, you give 100$, etc etc.
The loaner decides he wants to return in 64 payments, so you get... uh... 100*1/64 per month. It's too early to deal with accurate math over here.

There's a catch, though - you'll need loans and an alibi for said loans.
Since I'm epileptic, I have the perfect alibi - medical loans. Chatting "the bank girl" up about my condition and giving her gruesome detail in what I want done had her gagging and changing colors in about five minutes. :pfff:
The idea came AFTER the loan, admittedly.
I wasn't lying entirely, though. I haven't actually touched that pile of money. Yet. I'm just not planning on returning it if everything works out fine, though.

A second catch is that if you want the best conditions, you'd need to dominate the loan. That's... that's a bit complicated for the initial description, but yeah, look into P2P loans. The age of the internet made some asinine things fascinating.
This sounds very interesting, I will probably give it some thought but I really can't say if I will go down this route since I the loan places here are all too sketchy. Thanks for the advice though!
Did anybody have any experience with fivver or any self owned enterprise sites? I really am curious about using my voice to get income online since everybody around me keep bragging about it!
Im going to bed now guys, be sure to leave any more suggestions you got in the thread please.
Thanks and goodnight!
 
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Stan

Factoid Hunter
Aug 29, 2019
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I'm a student and I am unemployed in a place where jobs are scarce. I'm trying to get temporary financial assistance but nobody is really helping me get there. I need an income that can help me continue my therapy sessions and prescription needs while also staving off my credit card payments. $125 a month would be ideal for my current situation, if anybody can point me in the right direction it will be greatly appreciated.
Thanks!
Try signing up for clinical trials, that's good money apparently if you don't mind being a lab rat and not on any other medications
 
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ArtsyDrawer

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Nov 8, 2018
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Try signing up for clinical trials, that's good money apparently if you don't mind being a lab rat and not on any other medications
GOD NO!
I'm being used as a lab rat, in a way. Except, an unpaid one.
New, superduper efficient epilepsy meds. Not all of them. Getting off of one said superduper efficient meds.
...
Grammarly accepts "superduper" as a real word, just thought to share it.
...
ANYWAYS!
It took me three fucking months of begging to stop with the "new" thing. "New" is in quotes because of this devil-substance being patented as... I'm not exactly sure what in nineteen-fucking-sixty-nine!
Yeah, it's a good fifty-year-old substance. It's relatively new in the epilepsy circles, though.
So yeah... you'd need to be a man with balls requiring a wheelbarrow if you want to go into clinical trials for money-making.
You can sell plasma or semen for artificial insemination, though.
I'd suggest anonymous semen donations unless you want a kid banging on your door later, screaming "DADDY!!! :D" some years later.
 
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Oct 24, 2019
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Hi there, longtime lurker here and finally found an oppurtunity for my first post.

I recently (yesterday actually) discovered a pretty interesting thread on reddit. Reddit is acutally a great source to get some inspiration for some business ideas.
For instance r/entrepreneur is great to look up some business schemes.
On there a single mother with BPD explains how she managed to get a decent income by becoming a Virtual Assistant (Doing facebook ads, copywrting or managing pinterest accounts for others).

She made a pretty useful list with alot of online income oppurtinites and sources where to learn the skills (i.e. Copywriting , proofreading, FB ads for small local businesses etc.). Alternatively, if you do not want to spend any money on some online course, you can try to educate yourself via youtube + trial and error or just message her privately on reddit to get some advice.
I myself do not have any experience with those methods unfortunately (massive problem with perfectionism and procrastination).

Here is the link to the post

Another source for helpful tips around personal finance and online side hustles is this blog run by a couple. It is actually aimed towards families struggling to pay off their dept but the methods can be utilized by everyone.

Here is the link to the blog

Another great idea I got from a guy I met on omegle was to just look for student dorms were alot of rich chinese exchange students reside. They usually buy alot of pretty expensive stuff they just leave in the US when they return home. He just takes it from them and sells it on ebay for alot of proft (20k in 2 months). If you want to keep it simple you can just flip stuff you buy at any yard sale.

EDIT: She has BPD (always mistake it with bipolar disorder).
 
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Secret shopper!
 
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Final Escape

I’ve been here too long
Jul 8, 2018
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They have really limited the ways u can make income online because cracking down on freedom so mostly it won't be very lucrative unless U can teach pple like cryptocurrency and Monero, dark net, blogging can be good but takes time till u begin to earn and even with that freedom of speech is under attack now. You can try to put an ad on Craigslist in the gigs like doing some little task pple need but then now pple flag competition so I'm not sure u can go that route. They want pple to use third party apps for even dog sitting. Those apps rip pple off a lot and expensive transaction fees if u do sell your service. Sorry to be a negative Nancy today lol!
 
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ArtsyDrawer

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Nov 8, 2018
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They have really limited the ways u can make income online because cracking down on freedom so mostly it won't be very lucrative unless U can teach pple like cryptocurrency and Monero, dark net, blogging can be good but takes time till u begin to earn and even with that freedom of speech is under attack now. You can try to put an ad on Craigslist in the gigs like doing some little task pple need but then now pple flag competition so I'm not sure u can go that route. They want pple to use third party apps for even dog sitting. Those apps rip pple off a lot and expensive transaction fees if u do sell your service.
CAN you teach people how to make money online though?
Even WITH darknet involved?
Perhaps not now, but assuming I survive my situation, I'd have to risk my skin to make a decent enough income to run the hell away from my current situation.
 
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Sharethepain

We forge the chains we wear in life.
May 2, 2018
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Fiverr comes to mind. I imagine you can make some good money if you possess at least one good skill that you can market there.

There's basically everything from coaching, writing scripts, translations, all kinds of designing, music and media stuff, anything you can think of. If you feel confident in some of those areas you might want to give it a shot.
 
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Final Escape

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Jul 8, 2018
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CAN you teach people how to make money online though?
Even WITH darknet involved?
Perhaps not now, but assuming I survive my situation, I'd have to risk my skin to make a decent enough income to run the hell away from my current situation.
I was just throwing it out there, but yes I do think there's demand for this knowledge especially as the current economic system is about to collapse because of the fiat money that the gov prints out that is backed by nothing. It's essential that people have backup ways to survive when your fiat money is worthless and we go into hyperinflation. Most people will not have silver, gold, land, and ways of protecting themselves.
 
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ArtsyDrawer

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I was just throwing it out there, but yes I do think there's demand for this knowledge especially as the current economic system is about to collapse because of the fiat money that the gov prints out that is backed by nothing. It's essential that people have backup ways to survive when your fiat money is worthless and we go into hyperinflation. Most people will not have silver, gold, land, and ways of protecting themselves.
Noted. Tomorrow gonna go hunt the rich for their earrings and teeth.
I was just throwing it out there, but yes I do think there's demand for this knowledge especially as the current economic system is about to collapse because of the fiat money that the gov prints out that is backed by nothing. It's essential that people have backup ways to survive when your fiat money is worthless and we go into hyperinflation. Most people will not have silver, gold, land, and ways of protecting themselves.
Noted. Tomorrow gonna go hunt the rich for their earrings and teeth.
 
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ManWithNoName

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Feb 2, 2019
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I am stranded at home with no bank account or anything like that. It is a miserably embarassing situation. If I had at least a PayPal account,
With a PayPal account you can do a lot of things a lot more dignified - it's essentially a very popular means for any online business to receive payment.
 
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Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
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Maybe you could donate plasma for money
 
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pole

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Sep 18, 2018
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i was pretty much in a similar situation as well, had not started working yet. if you need money bad, i'd start betting and gambling; which ofc is risky, but if you know what you're doing, you're gonna be good. I specifically do sports betting, cause i have a love for sports, and if you truly understand a specific sport, can read and understand odds and spreads, i'd try it out cause it doesnt hurt.

Put in 70 bucks last sunday, and had a parlay that included a bet on 5 different teams cause of a mix of sunday football and hockey, and went from $70 to $1100 in one night that sunday; that $70 eventually turned to $4k, which i selfishly lost recently and i'm left with 800, but its my fault cause you gotta know when to pull out. Just have to be smart with it. I'd definitely start small and go from there. Alot of people arent even super familiar with sports and still make hella money off it as something to do on the side. Helps me alot as a student for something to do on the side that im already passionate about. Many apps including OLG Proline and BET365 are the popular ones, but this is just my take on making easy cash on the side.
 
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pole

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Sep 18, 2018
1,385
Once you're fluent in the language of Gematria, your earnings can become so much more. I won't disclose it here but DM me if any of you are interested in making some quick cash or even a good side salary out of sports gambling.

Hint: it's all rigged by the numbers, whole world is a stage & even EX NFL stars have said the same.
Yep, exactly. Have a friend who's extremely knowledgeable and knows all of that stuff, and we've been making bank through college football and NFL games, as well as basketball and now college basketball. only problem we've had is pulling out, cause we become greedy sadly and want more; which we've made a plan to i guess fight such urges.

But i agree, sports gambling and betting is literally the easiest way to make money online if you really need to, and imo its better than many methods listed thus far; and you can make a TON, by building off of a mere 50 bucks. You literally don't have to know shit about the sport itself, but understand moneylines, odds, and what conker said with gematria in predicting the outcome of games. anyone can do it.
 

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