How many friends do you have?

[Ambivalent1]

My friends are similar to SpongeBob's.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I have five close friends and lots of other friends from work or school.

 

[Ambivalent1]

I have five close friends and lots of other friends from work or school.

How is that possible when you're pure evil?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

How is that possible when you're pure evil?

I tricked them somehow, idk. I've never had to make much of an effort to try to be friends with someone, people just seem to want to be my friend for some reason and they stay my friend too. I guess either they can look past it or they're too stupid to see how evil I am.

 

[Rocinante]

I only really talk to one person, I'm too occupied with other things

 

[Ambivalent1]

I tricked them somehow, idk. I've never had to make much of an effort to try to be friends with someone, people just seem to want to be my friend for some reason and they stay my friend too. I guess either they can look past it or they're too stupid to see how evil I am.

Are you attractive?

I only really talk to one person, I'm too occupied with other things

What other things?

 

[lamargue]

just acquaintances.

 

[ctbcat]

a few but none close. my own doing - i can't let people know what's wrong with me. or i can, but it's only ever in moments where my brain's even more charred than it usually is due to some sort of deprivation or substance. otherwise it's nothing from me. i am stellar at self sabotage. i wish it was a viable talent

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Are you attractive?

If I was, then I wouldn't be a 30 year old incel virgin and thus I wouldn't have any reason to be here on this website.

I think just being willing to admit how terrible and evil of a person I am seems to have backfired in warding people away and instead it draws them closer. That was never my intention but at least I got friends out of it I suppose. Too bad it doesn't work for obtaining romantic relationships.

 

[eatantz]

5 good friends for over 6 years now!!

 

[Forever Sleep]

Maybe 4.5. The 0.5 one was more of a work colleague really. But, none are all that close now. I haven't even seen them in maybe 5, 10, even 20 years! Depends how you define friendship really. People you care about and who vaguely care about you? But yeah, all long distance friendships now. Friendships hurt too much when you lose them. Sometimes I wonder if any of it is worth it but then, we can't really live that well entirely as islands. I don't seem to learn though. I still get attached to people. I suppose we're wired to do that though.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

 

[Forveleth]

I have lots of people that would probably say they are friends with me but I've cut out almost everyone from my life over the past year in prep for ctb. I have one person I talk to right now and that's it. So one, I guess.

 

[vitbar]

Close friends I'd say two. Friends ten or more, but most are online only. Acquaintances more than I can think of.

 

[terra.nuvo]

5 "close" friends although I am not as close to them anymore. I just don't have the energy to interact with people like I used to.

 

[Ferdinand Bardamu]

Online: Maybe 5 or so?
IRL: None

 

[annxietty]

zero.


and I cant imagine making any in the near future, relationships scare the shit out of me.

 

[Dysgenic Pup]

No.

 

[falling_snow]

None but i do have some classmates. I did have some toxic long term friendships (5 years), but now i only have some random people around me that i talk to.

 

[YandereMikuMistress]

If I'm being real I've got two one of my brothers and my partner, can't talk about too much when it comes to things controversially deemed negative,
Which is the only thing I seem to want to talk about.

What are friends really anyway.

 

[Ambivalent1]

If I'm being real I've got two one of my brothers and my partner, can't talk about too much when it comes to things controversially deemed negative,
Which is the only thing I seem to want to talk about.

What are friends really anyway.

Friends are people that you think are your friends but they're really your enemies with secret identities with disguises to hide their true colors and stab you in the back when you're not looking

-Eminem

 

[YandereMikuMistress]

Friends are people that you think are your friends but they're really your enemies with secret identities with disguises to hide their true colors and stab you in the back when you're not looking

-Eminem

As Eminem said

 

[Cinnamorolls]

Zero! Never had any as an adult and only had acquaintances even as a child.

Friends are people that you think are your friends but they're really your enemies with secret identities with disguises to hide their true colors and stab you in the back when you're not looking

-Eminem

Ha, sounds about right. Have you seen the new Houdini video yet?

 

[crystal_meth97]

I don't know how to count in my situation, because I have a way more close and complex relationship with one person in my life, but taking them into consideration, I have 2 friends. I feel grateful for these amazing people, they showed me that they will always be there for me to help me in dire situations and offer their support. I also have a few other people in my life whom I could become closer friends with in the future.

 

[untothedepths]

I don't know. Don't know who is real and who knows how to use me.

 

[archiveofpain]

This is such a hard question for me tbh, because beyond having a longlife friend that I feel grateful about, I can't seem to figure out whether someone is my friend or just an acquaintance, like I don't think I'm on the same page as them? My other relationships feel superficial at best, they don't usually contact me and I can't bring myself to contact them either, and when I do, it's often just short lived so it makes it hard for me to consider them friends

All in all relationships are complicated and I generally find myself in unfullfilling, one sided ones

 

[glitteryaliens]

Zero. I feel completely alienated from people my age and my personality is being a depressed hermit, so I wouldn't really know how to go about making friends.

 

[Ambivalent1]

Zero! Never had any as an adult and only had acquaintances even as a child.


Ha, sounds about right. Have you seen the new Houdini video yet?

Yeah but the only thing I liked was seeing him as he was. I can't stand new Eminem.

This is such a hard question for me tbh, because beyond having a longlife friend that I feel grateful about, I can't seem to figure out whether someone is my friend or just an acquaintance, like I don't think I'm on the same page as them? My other relationships feel superficial at best, they don't usually contact me and I can't bring myself to contact them either, and when I do, it's often just short lived so it makes it hard for me to consider them friends

All in all relationships are complicated and I generally find myself in unfullfilling, one sided ones

Do you ever try and force a friendship? I do. I try and skip from acquaintance to friend quickly.

 

[EmptyHeaded]

None. There are two people who like to tell me that they're my "friends", but it's obviously more out of pity and they don't really care.

 

[turbomightbegone]

I have two very close friends that i worry about a lot, I classify everyone else as mutuals/acquaintances. i hate socialising with people, and my two close friends are the only people in my life I completely trust. if something were to happen to them i think i'd kill myself in less than 48 hours.