EvisceratedJester

EvisceratedJester

|| What Else Could I Be But a Jester ||
Oct 21, 2023
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Hot/Crazy Scale Test

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You are 75% hot, 67.08% crazy, which places you in the fun zone.


Yeah! I don't know what they mean by "fun zone" but I'd like to assume that might potentially be a good-ishy thingamabobper.

Edit: Oh shit! There is a description.

Fun Zone: People in the Fun Zone are cool, above average in attractiveness, and great to hang out with. Everyone should spend some time in the fun zone, to find out what they like and dislike in a partner and to get the awkwardness out of their system so that they will eventually be ready for marriage or a serious relationship. While fun is a good thing, the Fun Zone also has its risks. Since the zone is wedged right between the No-Go and Crazy zones, it is possible to mistake crazies and no-goers as fun. Inexperienced daters should seek a second opinion if they are unsure whether their potential partner is really in the Fun Zone.
Um, this description is very inaccurate. I am neither, cool, above average in appearance, or "great to hangout with". I thought that this was a test used by professionals to diagnose patients with No-Go Zone disorder, not a silly Buzzfeed-esque quiz for children.
 
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Chinaski

Chinaski

Arthur Scargill appreciator
Sep 1, 2018
3,243
I'm really hot but also very much not insane ladies
 
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ilikehamsters

ilikehamsters

Sleep, sleep is my happy place
Oct 2, 2024
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"You are 45% hot, 75.42% crazy, which places you in the no-go zone."
Gee thanks.
 
alltoomuch2

alltoomuch2

Wizard
Feb 10, 2024
666
Well that test measures a lot of BPD traits so understandable I scored high on the crazy scale as I have diagnosed BPD. As for the poor hot score - than mirrors my life experiences :-(

Hot/Crazy Scale Test

Result:

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Comparison

You are 35% hot, 87.92% crazy, which places you in the no-go zone.



No-Go Zone: Ah, the No-Go Zone. According to the originators of the Hot/Crazy Scale, one shouldn't date people in this zone for the simple reason that they are not hot enough. It's dogmatic, but to the followers of the theory, that's part of the fun (or simply a fact of life). It may not be sympathetic, but there's no denying that "beauty privilege" is a thing in the sense that attractive people are offered favors and kindnesses that other people are not. On the other hand, studies have shown that one reason people are lonely today is that many are holding out for "something better," refusing to give people a chance if their physical beauty is not deemed sufficient. So maybe the followers of the Hot/Crazy Scale are making themselves unhappy by insisting on these criteria.

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ForgottenAgain

ForgottenAgain

On the rollercoaster of sadness
Oct 17, 2023
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Sounds positive, given the questions? Screenshot 20241009 215728 Firefox
 
Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

Visionary
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Shocker.

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coolgal82

coolgal82

she/her, terminally silly :3
Sep 10, 2024
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Well that test measures a lot of BPD traits so understandable I scored high on the crazy scale as I have diagnosed BPD. As for the poor hot score - than mirrors my life experiences :-(

Hot/Crazy Scale Test

Result:

Result chart
Comparison

You are 35% hot, 87.92% crazy, which places you in the no-go zone.



No-Go Zone: Ah, the No-Go Zone. According to the originators of the Hot/Crazy Scale, one shouldn't date people in this zone for the simple reason that they are not hot enough. It's dogmatic, but to the followers of the theory, that's part of the fun (or simply a fact of life). It may not be sympathetic, but there's no denying that "beauty privilege" is a thing in the sense that attractive people are offered favors and kindnesses that other people are not. On the other hand, studies have shown that one reason people are lonely today is that many are holding out for "something better," refusing to give people a chance if their physical beauty is not deemed sufficient. So maybe the followers of the Hot/Crazy Scale are making themselves unhappy by insisting on these criteria.

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i was thinking that as i read it lmao just further proof i need to get tested i think 😭😭😭😭
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
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Danger Zone: People in the Danger Zone are physically attractive and often seductive, yet they're also unpredictable and volatile. They may be mysterious and intriguing from a distance, yet relationships with them often veer into treacherous territory. Unsuspecting men and women are often lured into romances with people from the Danger Zone, yet (according to the theory) relationships with them are destined to fail. Many people in the Danger Zone are in fact crazier than they first appear. Some are good at hiding it, and, in general, people give the benefit of the doubt to people of their level of attractiveness. Some followers of the Hot-Crazy matrix believe that relationships with people in the Danger Zone are liable to end with cars getting keyed, tires getting slashed, and law enforcement getting involved.

Disagree about this result because I should be way less hot and even crazier. 😕
 
Eternal Eyes

Eternal Eyes

Student
Dec 3, 2023
120
No way...no idea what happened here. Maybe it was the two sport related questions? Wow.

You are 85% hot, 69.17% crazy, which places you in the date zone.

 

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Deep Breaths
Aug 25, 2018
554
Idrlabs

WTF?

I think this test is broken.
 
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peerlesscucumber

peerlesscucumber

Petting a cat might change my mind
Oct 27, 2023
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You are 60% hot, 87.92% crazy, which places you in the danger zone.

I giggled
Maybe there IS a good reason why ppl don't wanna date me 😂
 
vitbar

vitbar

Escaped Lunatic
Jun 4, 2023
356
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You are 85% hot, 67.08% crazy, which places you in the date zone.

Date Zone: People in the Date Zone are attractive, but they also tend to be quirky or strange. Introducing them to one's friends and family is often a question of hit or miss and tends to come down to the level of craziness that exists in one's own social circle to begin with. There is nothing wrong with forming a relationship with someone in the Date Zone. In fact, many Date Zoners tend to mature with age, often to the point of becoming marriage material. That being said, it is also possible for Date Zoners to never mature, or to grow even crazier, and thus slip into the Danger Zone. Therefore, one should pay close attention to whether the Hot or the Crazy seems to have the upper hand when dating someone from the Date Zone.
 
-nobodyknows-

-nobodyknows-

Arcanist
Jun 16, 2024
435

You are 50% hot, 69.17% crazy, which places you in the no-go zone.


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No-Go Zone: Ah, the No-Go Zone. According to the originators of the Hot/Crazy Scale, one shouldn't date people in this zone for the simple reason that they are not hot enough. It's dogmatic, but to the followers of the theory, that's part of the fun (or simply a fact of life). It may not be sympathetic, but there's no denying that "beauty privilege" is a thing in the sense that attractive people are offered favors and kindnesses that other people are not. On the other hand, studies have shown that one reason people are lonely today is that many are holding out for "something better," refusing to give people a chance if their physical beauty is not deemed sufficient. So maybe the followers of the Hot/Crazy Scale are making themselves unhappy by insisting on these criteria.

Great.
 
HereTomorrow

HereTomorrow

Eternally atoning
Feb 1, 2024
513
You are 80% Hot, 77.5% Crazy, which places you into the Fun zone.

HotCrazy


I mean, I'm near crazy and date. Maybe I'm all three?
 
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sevennn

sevennn

Mage
Sep 11, 2024
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im in the marriage zone whatever that means
 
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ijustwishtodie

death will be my ultimate bliss
Oct 29, 2023
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Rocinante

Rocinante

My name is Lucifer, please take my hand
Aug 26, 2022
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@sserafim you should take
 
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Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

Visionary
Sep 9, 2018
2,976
What is the description for unicorn??
I can't remember exactly, but I do remember thinking it would be really weird to be a duck with a giant horn growing out of my forehead. Honestly, I think the image was so disturbing that it affected my memory. Suffice it to say I'm super sexy and not crazy at all, even moreso than Chinaski.
 
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derpyderpins

derpyderpins

In the Service of the Queen
Sep 19, 2023
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Date Zone: People in the Date Zone are attractive, but they also tend to be quirky or strange. Introducing them to one's friends and family is often a question of hit or miss and tends to come down to the level of craziness that exists in one's own social circle to begin with. There is nothing wrong with forming a relationship with someone in the Date Zone. In fact, many Date Zoners tend to mature with age, often to the point of becoming marriage material. That being said, it is also possible for Date Zoners to never mature, or to grow even crazier, and thus slip into the Danger Zone. Therefore, one should pay close attention to whether the Hot or the Crazy seems to have the upper hand when dating someone from the Date Zone.

You are 100% hot, 75.42% crazy, which places you in the date zone



Don't understand this one lol. How is not getting many matches in online dating 100% hot? I mean, it's accurate, but wizardry.

I can admit I miss getting to respond to these threads tho.
 
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sserafim

sserafim

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Sep 13, 2023
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You are 100% hot, 92.08% crazy, which places you in the date zone.


Date Zone: People in the Date Zone are attractive, but they also tend to be quirky or strange. Introducing them to one's friends and family is often a question of hit or miss and tends to come down to the level of craziness that exists in one's own social circle to begin with. There is nothing wrong with forming a relationship with someone in the Date Zone. In fact, many Date Zoners tend to mature with age, often to the point of becoming marriage material. That being said, it is also possible for Date Zoners to never mature, or to grow even crazier, and thus slip into the Danger Zone. Therefore, one should pay close attention to whether the Hot or the Crazy seems to have the upper hand when dating someone from the Date Zone.
 
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ForgottenAgain

ForgottenAgain

On the rollercoaster of sadness
Oct 17, 2023
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I can't remember exactly, but I do remember thinking it would be really weird to be a duck with a giant horn growing out of my forehead. Honestly, I think the image was so disturbing that it affected my memory. Suffice it to say I'm super sexy and not crazy at all, even moreso than Chinaski.
Always enjoy reading your responses, you're so charismatic! I think the "unicorn" result applies quite nicely 😊
 
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notwhereIbelong

notwhereIbelong

I'm so tired
Feb 12, 2023
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Screenshot 2024 10 10 at 19 09 08 Hot Crazy Scale Test
No-Go Zone: Ah, the No-Go Zone. According to the originators of the Hot/Crazy Scale, one shouldn't date people in this zone for the simple reason that they are not hot enough. It's dogmatic, but to the followers of the theory, that's part of the fun (or simply a fact of life). It may not be sympathetic, but there's no denying that "beauty privilege" is a thing in the sense that attractive people are offered favors and kindnesses that other people are not. On the other hand, studies have shown that one reason people are lonely today is that many are holding out for "something better," refusing to give people a chance if their physical beauty is not deemed sufficient. So maybe the followers of the Hot/Crazy Scale are making themselves unhappy by insisting on these criteria.​

LMAO calling me ugly and a red-flag. Not that it's lying
 
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wondering&wandering

wondering&wandering

Too often I think about the nature of thinking...
Jan 12, 2024
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Hot crazy scale
On the bright side I'm not as crazy or ugly as I thought. (:
 
ham and potatoes

ham and potatoes

Just some hillbilly
Mar 27, 2024
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Fun zone baby! Let's go! Haha
 

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