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Jessica5
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- May 22, 2019
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I haven't.
At first, I was excited when I found a rooftop bar near me that is more than 20 stories high. (I am not providing exact heights because I don't want people knowing what buildings I'm referring to.) Then, I realized the whole perimeter of the bar was covered in plants, and I'd attract all kinds of attention running over the plants.
Today, I got even more excited when I learned that a hotel in my area had an outdoor pool over 35 stories high. To make things even better, that hotel offers day passes for non-guests to use the pool, which means I would have to only spend about $25 and wouldn't attract the suspicion that being a local resident checking into a tall hotel might attract. I was practically getting my death plans ready when I realized that their hotel rooms don't have balconies, which would eliminate the possibility that I might survive by landing on a balcony just a story or two below the roof.
Then, I decided to look at pictures of the pool area. I saw that, unfortunately, there is a wall at least 20 feet tall surrounding the entire pool area. That was the worst moment of my entire shitty life.
At first, I was excited when I found a rooftop bar near me that is more than 20 stories high. (I am not providing exact heights because I don't want people knowing what buildings I'm referring to.) Then, I realized the whole perimeter of the bar was covered in plants, and I'd attract all kinds of attention running over the plants.
Today, I got even more excited when I learned that a hotel in my area had an outdoor pool over 35 stories high. To make things even better, that hotel offers day passes for non-guests to use the pool, which means I would have to only spend about $25 and wouldn't attract the suspicion that being a local resident checking into a tall hotel might attract. I was practically getting my death plans ready when I realized that their hotel rooms don't have balconies, which would eliminate the possibility that I might survive by landing on a balcony just a story or two below the roof.
Then, I decided to look at pictures of the pool area. I saw that, unfortunately, there is a wall at least 20 feet tall surrounding the entire pool area. That was the worst moment of my entire shitty life.
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