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justwannadip
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- May 27, 2024
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Alright suicidal harry potter nerds, what kinda dark magic would yall be getting up to at hogwarts? I'd be learning to brew nembutal and cooking up fentanyl with professor snape. I'd expect a lot of u would just choose to avada cadavra yourselves into oblivion and beyond. I'm not as much of a dark magic type and more of a potions method guy myself.
I'd assume professor dumbledore and mcgonagall would have to crack down on wizard suicides if we all went there. We'd have to go to the restricted section of the library and bypass mr filch to read the new PPH wizard editions. I'd definitely be like harry potter but the chosen one for suicidal tendencies and fucking up everything. I'd probably be a fucking hufflepuff tho cus I'm not yet courageous enough to ctb like a gryffindor. I feel like we could all take turns assisting eachother with peaceful suicides, ie. like yall could stupefy and render me unconscious and then wingardium leviosa my ass 40 feet in the sky and drop me. I mean we could get rlly creative.
If we were all in the same graduation year, you'd just be seeing a bunch of dead bodies everywhere lmao voldemort wouldn't even bother cus we'd kill ourselves. These would be the movies:
Harry Potter & the Philosopher's Tombstone
Harry Potter & the Chamber of Gas
Harry Potter & the Prisoner of my Own Fucking Mind
Harry Potter & the Goblet of Nembutal
Harry Potter & the Half-Done Prince
Harry Potter & the Order of DMC
Harry Potter & The Deathly Charcoal part 1 & 2
I'd assume professor dumbledore and mcgonagall would have to crack down on wizard suicides if we all went there. We'd have to go to the restricted section of the library and bypass mr filch to read the new PPH wizard editions. I'd definitely be like harry potter but the chosen one for suicidal tendencies and fucking up everything. I'd probably be a fucking hufflepuff tho cus I'm not yet courageous enough to ctb like a gryffindor. I feel like we could all take turns assisting eachother with peaceful suicides, ie. like yall could stupefy and render me unconscious and then wingardium leviosa my ass 40 feet in the sky and drop me. I mean we could get rlly creative.
If we were all in the same graduation year, you'd just be seeing a bunch of dead bodies everywhere lmao voldemort wouldn't even bother cus we'd kill ourselves. These would be the movies:
Harry Potter & the Philosopher's Tombstone
Harry Potter & the Chamber of Gas
Harry Potter & the Prisoner of my Own Fucking Mind
Harry Potter & the Goblet of Nembutal
Harry Potter & the Half-Done Prince
Harry Potter & the Order of DMC
Harry Potter & The Deathly Charcoal part 1 & 2
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