ColorlessTrees
Stuck
- Jan 4, 2022
- 275
top ten reasons to live after my best friend left me hi
1. spite killed everyone elses families, burnt their crops, and i did it because they were mean to other people once. if anyone you knows ghosted you recently hit me up.
2. my blood is venomous and salty from spite and i can slit my wrists over bad people until they shrivel up and die (see im not a pro lifer after all)
3. tradwife craze bad i am an intellectual who could write ten paragraphs about it im just choosing to keep my intelligibility to my goddess SELF. #carnivore life #tradwifelife #feminism
4. sprite (i dont like sprite its just a good word it looks really similar to something i cant mention here if it was carbonated but i dont know what it is so im not mentioning it)
5. im a womban, obviously i have the easiest life imaginable huehuehue. because i was born with talons i can use to rip out the throats of people i hate.
6. i've spent enough years here to see it come full circle to my shitposting phase
7. i have a full set of sharpened claws including my toenails and i use them to hurt bad peoplee.
8. i have a full pallette of clown colors ready for my joker arc when i need to say
9. "i am a menace to polite society and society is bad"
10. girlvoss baslight gravekeep he left me so im keeping this typo i made once alive out of sadness and anger and abandonment bexause im clinically sane.
11. thurston waffles once lived, once said. mraaaaaaaa with a comedic pause and he gave it his all. long live thurston waffles you will be missed.
12. i will rerhet posting this in the morning
i am not okay. AMA but dont if youre a redditor i hate those. please leave gour fedoras at the door babes thanks.
anyway thoughts? (feel free to spew your own top ten reasons here as per unspoken forum rules of engagement, and dont bully me i have austin and its already autumn and i can hear the acoustics :( )
auf wiederschon !!!
1. spite killed everyone elses families, burnt their crops, and i did it because they were mean to other people once. if anyone you knows ghosted you recently hit me up.
2. my blood is venomous and salty from spite and i can slit my wrists over bad people until they shrivel up and die (see im not a pro lifer after all)
3. tradwife craze bad i am an intellectual who could write ten paragraphs about it im just choosing to keep my intelligibility to my goddess SELF. #carnivore life #tradwifelife #feminism
4. sprite (i dont like sprite its just a good word it looks really similar to something i cant mention here if it was carbonated but i dont know what it is so im not mentioning it)
5. im a womban, obviously i have the easiest life imaginable huehuehue. because i was born with talons i can use to rip out the throats of people i hate.
6. i've spent enough years here to see it come full circle to my shitposting phase
7. i have a full set of sharpened claws including my toenails and i use them to hurt bad peoplee.
8. i have a full pallette of clown colors ready for my joker arc when i need to say
9. "i am a menace to polite society and society is bad"
10. girlvoss baslight gravekeep he left me so im keeping this typo i made once alive out of sadness and anger and abandonment bexause im clinically sane.
11. thurston waffles once lived, once said. mraaaaaaaa with a comedic pause and he gave it his all. long live thurston waffles you will be missed.
12. i will rerhet posting this in the morning
i am not okay. AMA but dont if youre a redditor i hate those. please leave gour fedoras at the door babes thanks.
anyway thoughts? (feel free to spew your own top ten reasons here as per unspoken forum rules of engagement, and dont bully me i have austin and its already autumn and i can hear the acoustics :( )
auf wiederschon !!!
