...garbage compactor suicide?

[Rachel]

While taking trash out to the dumpster at work, I realized the garbage compactor might actually make a pretty effective ctb machine. Right after
you throw the trash in and close the door, the compactor smashes the mess out of the trash. literally. And what a symbolic way to go! I mean it would stink...and it's gross but it's an accessable method! And it hides and takes care of the mess for you. Just a thought I had a work today...don't try it without finding out more information because I don't know how effective the method would really be ..

 

[dysfunctional]

Would be hard (like any methods) to actually commit and go through with it. But I've also thought a wood chipper could work, again I don't think I'd ever have the determination to jump in one.

 

[Limbo]

sigh...

 

[worldexploder]

Ones like this? Eh personally I think a lot of things could go wrong.

 

[worldexploder]

Yeah....After seeing this video im officially calling this method a HELL NO!

 

[Rachel]

Not that, though it probably works similar.. what I'm talking about looks like a regular dumpster, it just has a compactor built it into it

Ones like this? Eh personally I think a lot of things could go wrong.

 

[Rachel]

Yeah....After seeing this video im officially calling this method a HELL NO!

I added a pic of what I'm referring too

 

[worldexploder]

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Looks like a regular dumpster to me. Got any links or videos?

 

[Rachel]

The one outside my job looks like this

 

[Rachel]

Looks like a regular dumpster to me. Got any links or videos?

I added the wrong picture. Just attached a different one

 

[worldexploder]

The one outside my job looks like this

Damn that thing seems slow. There is a possibility that your body could also stop the compactor. Plus who's going to manually operate it for you?

 

[Gainax]

some users brains should be studied by the scientific community, so im against this method and also others such as suicide by tiger, suicide by self-immolation, suicide by dehydration that could damage those fascinating sinapses.

 

[Rachel]

Damn that thing seems slow. There is a possibility that your body could also stop the compactor. Plus who's going to manually operate it for you?

The one at my job is automatic. It starts as soon as the door closes. And maybe it's called a bailer? Heres a link to previous deaths caused by them. https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm5016a2.htm

 

[Limbo]

some users brains should be studied by the scientific community, so im against this method and also others such as suicide by tiger, suicide by self-immolation, suicide by dehydration that could damage those fascinating sinapses.

rofl. its no wonder the medical community groups us all as nutcases, incapable of making a sensible choice. When someone wants to kill themselves with a garbage truck...fml

 

[worldexploder]

The one at my job is automatic. It starts as soon as the door closes. And maybe it's called a bailer? Heres a link to previous deaths caused by them. https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm5016a2.htm

How fast do these compress? Ever thought of another method?

 

[Rachel]

https://www.waste360.com/mag/waste_scared_safe

This one has quite a few examples too

 

[Rachel]

rofl. its no wonder the medical community groups us all as nutcases, incapable of making a sensible choice. When someone wants to kill themselves with a garbage truck...fml

It's not a truck. It's a dumpster that has a compactor built into it

 

[Rachel]

How fast do these compress? Ever thought of another method?

I'm doing lower suspension hanging. Its just a thought I had at work today. And the one at my job works pretty fast but it could be a newer model since it's a newer restaurant?

 

[Limbo]

It's not a truck. It's a dumpster that has a compactor built into it

the fact that you mentioned it like it makes any real difference...

 

[worldexploder]

I'm doing lower suspension hanging. Its just a thought I had at work today. And the one at my job works pretty fast but it could be a newer model since it's a newer restaurant?

Garbage compactor technology has not advanced much over the decades. I don't think you would find one more revolutionary then the one you have at work.

Personally if I had two choices - partial suspension hanging or a dumpster death, I'd go with the hanging.

 

[Rachel]

the fact that you mentioned it like it makes any real difference...

Lol chill dude. It's not like I plan on doing it. Just wanted to see what people thought of it because I realized that technically it could be used to kill yourself. No one really does it but I'm just wondering what everyones thoughts were.

 

[Rex]

You can't be serious?

It's so silly I have no words, I won't close the thread as OP doesn't seem to be a troll but this thread does make me wonder.

Let's see how this discussion pans out eh? As @worldexploder posted, things like hanging is much better way to CTB.

 

[bigj75]

Hell nah.

Why lately does everyone wanna do the most painful methods?

 

[AveryConure]

I wanna go like this Furby man. Good shit

 

[Chinaski]

Lol chill dude. It's not like I plan on doing it. Just wanted to see what people thought of it because I realized that technically it could be used to kill yourself. No one really does it but I'm just wondering what everyones thoughts were.

What would you genuinely expect anyone's thoughts to be, other than "this is bullshit"?

 

[Limbo]

I wanna go like this Furby man. Good shit

I think op should volunteer to be crushed by that channel. Many people are curious about it.

 

[Lra888]

I wanna go like this Furby man. Good shit

Such a dignified way to go.

 

[Rachel]

I think op should volunteer to be crushed by that channel. Many people are curious about it.

Bet you would like to watch a depressed 22 year be smashed to death

 

[Rachel]

I wasn't even being serious. Just curious about something I thought of. But even on a site like this I have people saying horrible stuff about me over a post. Thanks for reminding why I need to killyself

 

[starcrossedfate]

What's next? Suicide by jumping into a black hole?