Funny tombstone epitaph ideas for you to steal

[nitrogen]

Disclaimer: I'm plagiarizing from Reddit

• I can see up your skirt
• You are next
• Still dead, thanks for checking
• I told you I was ill
• 404 Page Not Found
• Born in this world of tears, but died laughing
• I was hoping for a pyramid
• Conquered by worms
• Cause of death: too shy to call an ambulance
• your standing on my balls
• It's dark down here
• I buried the gold at....
• Well shit, he tried
• Return to sender
• I'm with stupid (with an arrow point to another tomb)
• Game Over. Insert $100 bills
• Overdosed on viagra: his wife took it very hard

 

[TimeToBiteTheDust]

"Death is good. See? I'm not complaining"

 

[Quarky00]

There's a bus behind you .

 

[Aleandra Felix]

I always thought of leaving some sort of life review. Something like "2/10" or "Thanks, I hated it."

 

[Rena rossy]

I wish I could put most of them haha

 

[Cutepoison]

I always thought of leaving some sort of life review. Something like "2/10" or "Thanks, I hated it."

Love this :D "2/10"

 

[gambardella]

Not an epitaph but it reminds me of George Sanders' quite witty suicide note:
"Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck."

 

[enjoy]

good shit!

i especially like "i can see up your skirt" and "conquered by worms".

 

[Despondent]

Disclaimer: I'm plagiarizing from Reddit

• I can see up your skirt
• You are next
• Still dead, thanks for checking
• I told you I was ill
• 404 Page Not Found
• Born in this world of tears, but died laughing
• I was hoping for a pyramid
• Conquered by worms
• Cause of death: too shy to call an ambulance
• your standing on my balls
• It's dark down here
• I buried the gold at....
• Well shit, he tried
• Return to sender
• I'm with stupid (with an arrow point to another tomb)
• Game Over. Insert $100 bills
• Overdosed on viagra: his wife took it very hard

My favourites are "Still dead thanks for checking", "Born in this world of tears but died laughing", and "It's dark down here".
Lol

My favourites are "Still dead thanks for checking", "Born in this world of tears but died laughing", and "It's dark down here".
Lol

It's too bad I want to be cremated.

 

[CarefulWithThatAxe]

Here Lies An Atheist All Dressed Up And No Place To Go

 

[BPD Barbie]

Conquered by worms lmao. I'm having that one.

 

[charlottewilts]

i'd prefer getting cremated and scattered but hypothetically i always thought having one of these bells rigged with a motion sensor would be pretty funny

 

[Carina]

"I'm having sex with your eyes" (just to mess with people--because they have to read it to see it)

Or just simple things of "divided by zero"

 

[cosmicpixiedust]

"Tag, you're it!"

 

[MiserableBastard1995]

one of these bells rigged with a motion sensor would be pretty funny

If I had the money and energy I'd seriously consider rigging a few random graves with that!

• How's your wage-slavery?
• Acheivement Unlocked: Death
• They were right, it does "get better", I'm finally dead
• Me: 1 - Suicide prevention: 0
  
  
  
  

 

[nitrogen]

"Peek-a-boo, I see you."

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