Funny things (or not so funny) you hear throughout the day.

[ComingClose]

Sitting in the canteen at work, waiting for my shift to start when I hear a woman say 'I'll be catching the bus tomorrow...' my ears pricked up! Took a few seconds to realise she meant public transport

 

[BPD Barbie]

Sitting in the canteen at work, waiting for my shift to start when I hear a woman say 'I'll be catching the bus tomorrow...' my ears pricked up! Took a few seconds to realise she meant public transport

Lmao I'd have been over there like 'got any N?!'.

 

[silent staring void]

Some guy on the train: "It's not so bad if it's your cousin. You aren't even related." Alright then...

 

[SimplyTopHat]

Some guy on the train: "It's not so bad if it's your cousin. You aren't even related." Alright then...

Whoa! Sounds like someone's made up their mind.

 

[Mr2005]

Her "I love you" Him " Fuck off "

 

[silent staring void]

Also I just remembered this one I overheard a while ago:
Two old women sitting on a bench.
Woman 1: I'm so tired.
Woman 2: Tired of what? Of life?
*both laughing*