Alcal
Cake or Death?
- Jan 13, 2019
- 46
Hi everyone,
What are the funniest jokes you know?
A couple of my favourites are...
. I just accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
. This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
. One time I was at the park wondering why does a Frisbee keeps looking bigger the closer it gets to you. And then it hit me.
. Call me an archaeologist because my life's in ruins.
. A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.
. They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian; Well, they're not laughing now.
."I went on a once in a lifetime holiday ... I'll tell you what, never again".
.I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper… dicing with death!
. Velcro… what a ripoff
. I was reading this book today, 'The History of Glue' and I couldn't put it down
In times when we're most at need and finding life difficult I find it best to surround myself with jokes- it helps to make the days go quicker. :)
What are the funniest jokes you know?
A couple of my favourites are...
. I just accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
. This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
. One time I was at the park wondering why does a Frisbee keeps looking bigger the closer it gets to you. And then it hit me.
. Call me an archaeologist because my life's in ruins.
. A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.
. They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian; Well, they're not laughing now.
."I went on a once in a lifetime holiday ... I'll tell you what, never again".
.I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper… dicing with death!
. Velcro… what a ripoff
. I was reading this book today, 'The History of Glue' and I couldn't put it down
In times when we're most at need and finding life difficult I find it best to surround myself with jokes- it helps to make the days go quicker. :)